Happy birthday to the immensely erudite and strikingly beautiful German princess in my life!

In celebration of my Partner's birthday!

By Stanley Collymore

 

Another important date in the calendar of your

much cherished life is here richly affording

family members, neighbours, dependable

friends, well-known acquaintances and

work colleagues, numerous well-wishers and of

course me your Partner, a genuinely glorious

opportunity to welcomingly, individually

and collectively, commemorate another

illustrious event among the panoply

of those that either through your

substantial skills, capabilities,

eruditeness and charismatic

personality were distinctly

fashioned, or with intent

and most deservingly

so, Heaven sent to

a truly warm and

exceptionally,

wonderfully

delightful

woman.

 

Impactful the accumulation of these merited

endowments as the first sip of Barbadian

Mount Gay Rum �" the very first rum

ever to be produced anywhere in

the entire world and centuries

later and rather noticeably

is still enliveningly exciting �"

on keenly colliding with a connoisseur’s

discerning palate; traditional German

beer on a discriminating Bavarian’s

taste buds; or as a vintage French

champagne is but only to those

who unmistakably recognize

and thoroughly appreciate

its alluring quality, just

as those who’re aware

of you My Fair Lady

completely ascribe

to and naturally

in your status

will always

fondly do.

 

So as the careful planning of this engaging and

fun-packed spectacular gains momentum and

inevitably leads to its eventual realization

permit me none the less, even though

I customarily and lovingly state my

feelings for you as regularly as I can, to

repeat on this specific and special

occasion how very much I do

love you and furthermore

am also reciprocally,

passionately and

enduringly in

love with

you too.

 

Therefore how about you and me as our birthday

guests rather predictably and pleasurably get

themselves pleasantly plastered and quite

expectedly and without reserve do their

own thing sneaking off to our comfy

bedroom, locking the door behind

us and in the total privacy that

that one act of blissful achievement will

undoubtedly bring, and signally as a

special birthday treat not only for

you but likewise for me, you

unprompted and as is your

usual wont to seductively

and passionately do in

such circumstances, vigorously,

wildly and with impeccable

daring have your wicked

way with me? Happy

Birthday my highly

prized, adorable,

delectable and

enchanting

Darling!

 

© Stanley V. Collymore

8 October 2016.

 

 

Author’s Remarks:

Birthdays come and they go, and while celebrating them can and quite often is a marvellous experience for those who’re involved it’s the memories associated with them that unquestionably provide the enduring legacy on which one can draw the tremendous satisfaction and gratifying enjoyment derived from having had them set against any dire disappointment or loneliness engendered from these same personal events.

 

The latter and manifestly a heartrending situation was never realistically ever likely to be a case in your experience my Darling, and quite so for a number of very feasible and heart-warming reasons. So I shall simply, although I guess expectantly and understandably too more personally and intimately add my vocal, in addition to my physical, contribution to the chorus of deserving congratulations genuinely delivered to you on this your special day.

 

And, as I do so, will earnestly and forthrightly tell you how immensely proud I am of you, profoundly love you, and am most exhilaratingly overjoyed to be personally, lovingly and delightfully and reciprocally involved with an exceedingly extraordinary human being - who as it joyfully happens is indisputably you �" and who in addition is conclusively in every conceivable way a thoroughly superlative woman and a decidedly irreplaceable Lady!