The Lady called Charlotte (Article)

Self-explanatory

 

By Stanley Collymore

 

Physically you’re unquestionably a very attractive young lady, and to even the most casual of observers or the amateur admirer, let alone a very seasoned connoisseur of the female anatomy like me, it’s quite evidently a precise and an objective analytical deduction that is undoubtedly beyond question.

 

But in addition to this rather appealing and manifestly incomparable elucidation of your natural and exquisite beauty, there’s a refreshingly infectious charm and cultured poise about you Charlotte �" collectively endearing qualities that are not at all easy to overlook or that one would capriciously dare to disdain; and themselves brilliantly juxtaposed with an absolutely fascinating, superbly eye-catching and a transparently charismatic personality fulsomely nurtured by an instructive, deeply ingrained, unequivocally intriguing and a conspicuously astute brain!

 

For some people there are multiple occasions when it occurs while for others just the infrequent chance or rare opportunity when, invariably and wholly unexpectedly, those affected pleasurably find themselves encountering situations that involve other persons or things which instantaneously for them, and subsequently ongoing in that same procedural vein, generate and inevitably have a thoroughly exciting, as well as a durably unalterable impact of a hugely beneficial nature and likewise on an imperturbably monumental scale on the fortunate beneficiary of that precise and rewarding encounter.

 

And there’s nothing that could be more honestly and gratefully said in that particular respect than to truthfully verbalize the circumstances surrounding that most auspiciously enlivening and unforgettable encounter involving yourself Charlotte!

Reviews

[Carol Cashes]

The longest damn sentences - ever - that work! Brilliantly written and I'm duly impressed.

[COLLYMORE]

Thank you Carol for your remarks and also taking time out to read my work. Jane Austen also had her critics and still do. But I'm an English specialist who has taught and lectured the language at every conceivable level, have loved English even before I started school at the age of 4; had a brilliant English Master at the Grammar School I attended, studied English as one of my several degrees and simply love the language. Not for me the truncated an poor grammar pass-offs for what's touted as English these days. But I understand where you're coming from and had a nice smile on my face after reading your comment. And after all that, thanks and your comment is much appreciate. God Bless and hav a great day.

[COLLYMORE]

Just noticed a typo error. Should be appreciated. Even geniuses do make errors sometimes (laugh).