The Special Relationship!

Self-explanatory

By Stanley Collymore

 

You’re solely here as the “useful Idiot” that you

clearly are Britain, to do our every bidding.

While in return we the USA will rather

publicly praise you to the heavens for what we

then dishonestly and lyingly will always

claim that you’re dauntlessly and

commendably doing, when,

in reality, nothing could

be further from the

truth as regards

what is really

happening!

 

But you “Brits” are so bloody fixated with your

deluded and now antediluvian imperialism

and supposed “global standing” that in

total self-denial of who and what

you are and truly capable of

doing in the 21^st Century,

you either resolutely

refuse to or else are so completely

and idiotically wrapped up in

your non-existent but all the

same purportedly British

and white superiority

that common sense

and rational thinking are lost on

you, and are in no way to be

found on your dim-witted

and hopelessly out of

touch radar as you

unwisely carry

on feigning

you still are - and even

with an empire long

gone - a primary

global player!

 

However, we the USA fully know that’s far from

being a reality. But hey, you Brits always, as

expedient toadies, do whatever it is that

we request of you. And with Britain

and its “royalty” conjointly and

eagerly a US colony, I guess we Yanks

can periodically put up with your

bloated but highly irrelevant

sense of self-importance

combined with your

intrinsically unsound but none

the less immature British,

entrenched racist and

acutely embedded

classism, second

only in oddity

to your unreliable

and untreated

insanity!

 

© Stanley V. Collymore

12 February 2020.

 

 

Author’s Comments:

Relationships, as any normal and sensible person knows are usually supposed to honestly acknowledge, mutually mirror and also crucially serve the genuine and beneficial needs that the parties involved realistically want to address and hopefully with corresponding and firmly in place established respect for each other, will always good-naturedly and amicably do so.

 

However, what exists between the USA and a toadying Britain that tenaciously and most embarrassingly clings on to the former’s coattails knowing it to be a major global power, which the UK unquestionably isn’t anymore, and for itself totally unable to acknowledge and literally come to terms with that stark reality, purposely choosing instead to consistently and most laughably, to anyone with a sane mind, in its abysmal state of denial adopt the notion that once having had an empire that is now thankfully and irreversibly defunct by being the USA’s lapdog and with both entities being English speaking ones, that will necessarily ensure Britain’s purported and continuous role as a global force  to be reckoned with.

 

How more pathetic can than these Brit elements of the supposed “Master Race” imbued with their delusional notions of “white superiority” and currently in 2020 led by a vile, fascist regime cheered on by intellectually challenged and overtly class ridden dim-witted plebeians get?