Living in an alternative universe away from the struggles of the common person!

This poem is about hypocrisy and blatant self-entitlement at the taxpayers' expense.

By Stanley Collymore          
         
In the middle of a cost of living      
crisis Kate Middleton spends      
£1000.00 Pounds Sterling      
on a single wear outfit when she      
already has a wardrobe the size        
of Cardiff. But then, also, it's so        
obvious on general observation,    
which she rather evidently has        
brain generally the customary          
size, very discernibly basically,        
of quite distinctly the average    
peanut, and crucially likewise          
doesn't actually, give a damn          
about the pathetic, surfeit of          
brownnosing serfs who very          
significantly and undeniably          
so distinctively and willingly          
comprise the British public!          
         
The fundamental problem for          
the UK is this, will you clearly          
endemically inured morons          
ever realistically and sensibly also    
naturally cease, your very asinine    
pretence that all of these diverse          
members of this Windsor family:    
individually and significantly too          
are instinctively,literally special?    
When in actuality they're rather          
conspicuously clearly markedly    
talentless! Yet, despite that are          
unmistakably quite ludicrously,        
and similarly too self-evidently          
basically laughably, irrefutably    
discernibly, unmistakably also          
significantly aptly self-entitled          
and crucially, unquestionably,          
in all of this, the untouchable,          
privileged scroungers who so          
obviously rather willingly live          
in superb opulence naturally          
of all UK taxpayers, courtesy.          
         
(C) Stanley V. Collymore          
3 November 2022.          
         
         
Author's Remarks:          
Kate Middleton's children will never know or experience any social or economic deprivation. So what we're experiencing from this woman, and very insultingly and patronizingly so, is another, clearly nebulous cause that Kate will never realistically know anything about.