Who, minus your convenient memory, funds the British Tory Party Rishi?

This poem deals with hypocrisy, self-entitlement and rank double standards.

By Stanley Collymore

Shut the f**k up Sunak! Just
sort out Britain's mess, if
you really can, before
jumping in your idiotically contrived
fashion, on what you very asininely
think will essentially be a personal
endorsement bandwagon. Simply,
let's distinctly face general reality
Rishi; when sadly your supposed
country of which you're basically
clearly an appointed, puppet PM
unendorsed as it quite evidently
happens, by any obviously clear
electoral agreement or crucially
even cross party, parliamentary
support is running so smoothly
and, therefore, the electorate is
generally distinctively satisfied
and basically quite happy then
obviously you're likewise quite
at liberty, if you very idiotically
choose to, to rather purposely
and too openly ostentatiously
start the vilification of others.

In the meantime, do focus on
the job, which you've been
conveniently put in Rishi
and stop making ordinary people,
as you rather purposely, do carry
on crucially disdainfullly looking
down on them quite pompously
from atop, your unquestionably
simply delusionally ensconced
in but sensibly for you Rishi an
aptly crucially evidently prized
literally crass but so accepted
ivory tower, very painstakingly
have to then choose between
putting on quite unaffordable
heating in their actual homes
or effectively, actually eating.

And until you actually provide
truly, meaningful solutions
to these dire problem of
theirs; do try Rishi to sensibly stop
your asinine virtue signalling, that
attendantly is literally sickeningly
coupled with your very ludicrous
and rank hypocrisy only publicly
serves to harshly reinforce your
knowingly egregious; ritualized
self-centredness and distinctly
purposely a clearly discernibly
blatant egotism, brazenly and
poignantly rather consciously
too wilfully self-servingly and
so egregiously characterized
by your rank, sycophantically
Useful Idiot, and additionally
too Coconut stupidity, Rishi!

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
14 November 2022.


Author's Remarks:
Why on Earth Rishi would President Putin, a duly elected leader of his country Russia, want to meet with such a quite discernibly non Tory membership chosen, much less so the unwashed general British electorate one, in essence expressing their wish in a general election want to meet a ludicrously pompous hypocrite like yourself? Clearly in view of your self-serving rant Rishi against Russia, there're those of us not only the uK but also globally who'll never forget  the so stinking hypocrisy evidenced by you Rishi, pertaining to Britain's war crimes and rank barbarity markedly coupled with its odious infernal hypocrisy relating to Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria and Libya among several other illegally invaded and wantonly egregiously abused countries globally.

So setting aside Rishi your convenient and self-serving memories re Britain how then you actually starting with the USA the real odious instigator of the conflict in Ukraine and furthermore has actually invaded well over 60 nations and similarly killed clearly in excess of 30 million people since 1945, you two-faced son of a b***h Rishi. While your own wife, a non-tax paying resident of the UK, is effectively earning millions from a company operating in Russia.

And how ironic - as if you didn't know when everyone else apparently does - your Tory Party has clearly consistently for decades now been funded by oligarchs who're very closely associated with President Vladimir Putin whose Russia, which you Rishi rather self-servingly so to hopefully garner those xenophobic plaudits from those who don't want you as PM of "their" country despite, unlike you significant numbers of these racist white Karen's and Gammons aren't actually British but are the offspring of those who fled to the UK from their own myriad internecine European pogroms and likewise the fittingly vaingloriously labelled European holocaust.

No mention however, of the myriad ones that their kind so barbarically carried out globally while genocidally taking the lands of their indigenous peoples and similarly claiming these countries were effectively distinctly Terra nullius. Curiously an Asian Prime Minister: and the first ever non-white one of odiously genocidally inured Britain, with a very convenient memory, eh Rishi? And all this from a man who boastfully claims that he has no working class friends and quite self-evidently wants none!

A puerile, emphatic and a thoroughly ingrained sycophancy, quite obviously then, by this man Rishi in his distinctly social climbing endeavours to his rather evidently, discernibly societally perceived betters only in his sick mind to be readily found apparently in abundance amongst the UK's supposedly divinely monarchical class; and, likewise too, it's very supportive and also accompanying hereditary elites that Rishi Sunak quite obviously wants to be a cardinal part of.

Author's Note

Only honest and logically outlined reviews; no time for delusional and quite asininely nonsensical pronouncements without any foundation whatsoever, as they'll be ignored and if you persist they'll be blocked.