Progressively outstanding and very much needed legislation, PM Jacinda Ardern!

Self-explanatory

 
By Stanley Collymore

All of these bloody hypocrites
quite asininely, ignorantly,
literally clearly fatuous
and obviously, similarly puerilely
basically undeniably vitriolically
and vociferously, commmenting
about and evidently ludicrously
also, nastily complaining in the
Daily Mail and other rightwing
Nazi rags about New Zealand's
courageous, very virtuous and
unquestionably outstandingly
remarkable very 21st Century
truly laudable Prime Minister
Jacinda Ardern's: impeccably,
justifiable and so undeniably
also, clearly obviously highly
outstandingly commendable
legislation; plainly, seriously
do essentially, actually need
to basically, effectively get a
realistic grip, most urgently
on their obviously pathetic,
empty and utterly very sad
useless unproductive lives.

Every western country really
including the United States
of America has evidently
banned millions of items that are
obviously crucially hazardous to
public health. But very contrary
to this clearly admirable stance
the tobacco industry, that truly
is basically a rather effectively
clearly powerful, lobby group  
distinctly, with such amorally
corrupt, but nevertheless too
numerous, evidently elected
apt political representatives
at all levels firmly and most
keenly avariciously in their
corporate pockets and, also
accordingly, in return does
corruptly get a bonanza of
billions in literally tax free
dubiously political dollars,
promulgated as subsidies!

So phenomenally good, I say,
for Jacinda Ardern and her
admirably, crucially, quite
conscionably adult New Zealand  
government for legally banning
cigarettes; as the cost to society
of effectively retaining them is
far too great, to sensibly carry
on with; whether, discernibly
tolerantly, literally ongoingly
or dim-wittedly, indefinitely.
And honestly, Britain ought
really, to naturally, embark
on doing the same; clearly,
since self-evidently all the
health benefits ostensibly
very distinctly relevantly
far outweigh any regime
acquired revenue either
in reality or undeniably
more to the basic point,
delusional in the offing.

 
By Stanley Collymore

All of these bloody hypocrites
quite asininely, ignorantly,
literally clearly fatuous
and obviously, similarly puerilely
basically undeniably vitriolically
and vociferously, commmenting
about and evidently ludicrously
also, nastily complaining in the
Daily Mail and other rightwing
Nazi rags about New Zealand's
courageous, very virtuous and
unquestionably outstandingly
remarkable very 21st Century
truly laudable Prime Minister
Jacinda Ardern's: impeccably,
justifiable and so undeniably
also, clearly obviously highly
outstandingly commendable
legislation; plainly, seriously
do essentially, actually need
to basically, effectively get a
realistic grip, most urgently
on their obviously pathetic,
empty and utterly very sad
useless unproductive lives.

Every western country really
including the United States
of America has evidently
banned millions of items that are
obviously crucially hazardous to
public health. But very contrary
to this clearly admirable stance
the tobacco industry, that truly
is basically a rather effectively
clearly powerful, lobby group  
distinctly, with such amorally
corrupt, but nevertheless too
numerous, evidently elected
apt political representatives
at all levels firmly and most
keenly avariciously in their
corporate pockets and, also
accordingly, in return does
corruptly get a bonanza of
billions in literally tax free
dubiously political dollars,
promulgated as subsidies!

So phenomenally good, I say,
for Jacinda Ardern and her
admirably, crucially, quite
conscionably adult New Zealand  
government for legally banning
cigarettes; as the cost to society
of effectively retaining them is
far too great, to sensibly carry
on with; whether, discernibly
tolerantly, literally ongoingly
or dim-wittedly, indefinitely.
And honestly, Britain ought
really, to naturally, embark
on doing the same; clearly,
since self-evidently all the
health benefits ostensibly
very distinctly relevantly
far outweigh any regime
acquired revenue either
in reality or undeniably
more to the basic point,
delusional in the offing.

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
13 December 2022.


Author's Remarks:
Senselessly, illogically and similarly too intellectually challenged too defending both cigarette smoking and rabidly also the obsessive possession of guns, when all they do is cause undue suffering to millions every year is the pinnacle of complete stupidity.

Superbly excellent is undoubtedly what Jacida Ardern and her unquestionably praiseworthy government are crucially commendably doing; and if all literally democratic countries and their obvious legitimate governments actually did the same many more of their citizens might even live long enough to see their own children blessedly grow up!

Author's Remarks:
Senselessly, illogically and similarly too intellectually challenged too defending both cigarette smoking and rabidly also the obsessive possession of guns, when all they do is cause undue suffering to millions every year is the pinnacle of complete stupidity.

Superbly excellent is undoubtedly what Jacida Ardern and her unquestionably praiseworthy government are crucially commendably doing; and if all literally democratic countries and their obvious legitimate governments actually did the same many more of their citizens might even live long enough to see their own children blessedly grow up!

Author's Note

Honest critique!