Would Harry have dipped his wick in Sasha Walpole's fanny if he'd been legally sober?

Self-explanatory.

By Stanley Collymore
 
Sasha Walpole, didn't keep her  
legs closed and seemingly so  
can't keep her mouth shut  
either; and to me, it's distinctively  
obvious why this is the case. The  
Daily Mail from my intellectually  
confident perspective distinctly  
quite conveniently omitted the  
crucially important word "gold"  
before Sasha Walpole's stated  
job title. Harry quite obviously  
referenced what happened to  
him, as a virginal teenager on  
him reaching, the legal age of  
sexual majority, although not  
the legal age that he crucially  
could legally buy or consume  
alcohol. Even so Harry didn't  
describe this asinine woman  
or in any way indicate it was  
her or anybody else for that  
matter so why the problem?  
 
Sasha Walpole , however, is self-
evidently after her 15 minutes  
of alleged fame - notoriety is  
what I call it - and, distinctively the  
financial remuneration, which she  
very desperately expects to come  
with it; and quite ostensibly so all  
the quite odiously far right Harry  
and Meghan news outlets rather  
principally, because a perceived,  
senior member of the obviously  
Windsor quite characteristically  
also, British monarchical family  
lovingly and rather consciously  
emphatically, willingly chose to  
distinctively, and blissfully wed  
really unequivocaly, an African  
American female and basically  
clearly not some white bimbo,  
are now very copiously, giving  
this asininely overtly attention  
to Sasha Walpole and in  such  
a manner, they wouldn't have  
done had Harry's wife literally  
been some evilly, white Karen  
slapper like Camilla. Such vile,
and bloody tawdry behaviour.
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
13 February 2023.  
 
 
Author's Remarks:
Sasha Walpole didn't keep her legs closed and seemingly so can't her mouth either! You outed yourself; Harry didn'T. And anyone with a modicum of common sense or basic intelligence knows why you did so. That's your choice; but don't lay the blame for your Karen nature and graspingly greedy self at the door of Harry or Meghan. And as for harry downgrading by marrying Meghan, you and your sort are really f*****g well living in the land of your sick and twisted fantasy.  
 
You were simply a f**k - pure and simple like loads of other trollops then and now across Britain. And the lot of you should ask yourselves what you think the terminology "one night stand" actually means; bearing in mind that many of you are the b*****d products of such liaisons. Don't take my word for it! Go check with "Long Lost Families".

Author's Note

As previously stated