The arrant delusion and vile con that Oxford University is a reputable academic institution!

Self-explanatory.

By Stanley Colymore  

A short while ago the University  
of Oxford in England, and very  
laughably in the 21st Century,  
allowed several of its medical students  
literally, in the rather formal process of  
sitting their final year exams, but quite  
red-handedly and totally unmistakably  
clearly caught by exam invigilators, to  
be cheating in the distinct process of  
taking those exams risibly had those  
exams only cancelled and tthe guilty  
students, instead of being decidedly  
and quite summarily fittingly kicked  
out of Oxford university and equally  
rather publicly blackballed for what  
they were caught doing, effectively  
as any clearly reputable, university  
woulld literally have automatically  
done Oxford University effectively    
instead significantly and crucially  
very corruptly obviously chose to  
do absolutely nothing, literally so  
even in terms of strict academic  
penalties to all those undeniably  
offending, basically distinctively  
unremarkable, intellectually; but  
evidently disreputable students.  
In fact Oxford University clearly  
went out of its way to basically  
bend over backwards, crucially  
to placate and quite effectively  
curry favour with them; literally  
allowing these absolutely, very  
odious, cheating b******s and  
b*****s to then resit their final  
exams. Asininely, and fittingly  
most odiously lying and quite  
unprofessionally stating also  
did the controllers at Oxford;  
that they simply weren’t sure  
who the cheating scum were.  
 
A blatant lie to start with as they  
knew perfectly well, who these  
cheats were but clearly didn’t    
want to publicly say. A quite obvious  
for these Oxford liars a significantly  
most embarrassing state of affairs  
which publicly, obviously had to be  
promptly, and summarily curtailed  
since these unquestionably rather  
red-handedly, distinctively caught,  
offending students were crucially  
the sickeningly, clearly pampered  
trust fund recipients, of distinctly  
wealthy families, who cohesively  
very superciliously had distinctly  
and similarly specifically natural  
for everyone involved, obviously  
most happily, avidly dispatched  
off noticeably brazenly to these  
claimed remarkably exclusively  
most excellent, public schools!  
 
Evidently bastions of the likes of  
Eaton, Harrow and Cheltenham  
Ladies College solely because  
of their stated superior standards of  
education. Risibly also another very  
blatantly stated lie as academically  
they're not very outstanding in true  
academic terms and quite fittingly  
much about them is aptly nothing  
but dishonestly concocted myths.  
For what these supposedly "elite"  
institutions clearly do, and rather  
magnificently, basically are, is to  
basically operate, very distinctly  
like dating clubs, where the rich  
parents or otherwise guardians  
contractually, avidly delightedly  
pay the absolute essential fees  
and their clearly, privileged kith  
and kin are, automatically then,  
locked into all these important    
contact privileges distinctively  
minus, a creditable education,  
hampering what they're doing.  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
3 Mach 2023.


Author's Remarks:  
And significantly the likes of those at Oxford and the other so-called Oxbridge Universities are fully cognizant of that; and in return these universities get their pay-offs and grants for their self-centred and ostentatious in-house institutions and these intellectually challenged pillocks that pass through them, in places like Oxford University, end up being the absolute controllers of the UK and likewise even the automatic Prime Minister of Britain. So there was no way that these narcissistic handlers at Oxford University were ever going to name and shame these  blatantly arrogant, privileged and both literally and figuratively speaking, disgustingly cheating b******s!  
 
Yet Oxford University quite disingenuously and likewise brazenly, distinctly carries on proselytizing itself as not only the UK’s but similarly too one of the world’s most prestigious universities, which it patently is not, although in its favour it rather questionably was some time back but now in the 21st Century, and in sentient suppositions as well as realistic observations, it doesn’t stand a snowflake in Hell’s chance of being logically or realistically deemed an incontestably outstanding or relevant academic institution; but instead like the dinosaurs that once dominated large sections of the Earth  that they were then effectively in but through the natural process of very relevant and revolutionary, progressive change, Oxford University, as any real motivational catalyst for stimulating and erudite thinking in the 21st Century is essentially and most effectively dead.  
 
The effectively bogus lockdown across Britain openly showed the worst aspects of many so-called doctors in the UK, a state of affairs that's still going on; and resulting from this many people both old and young have suffered and died from wrongful and incompetent misdiagnoses by, I actually believe, so-called doctors with their cheated “qualifications” in exams exactly like the Oxford ones or even persons paid to do these exams for them” and who are increasingly permeating the NHS with their odious presence. Is it any wonder then that they don't want to see patients face to face? Because the less they’re exposed to one to one scrutiny the greater the chances are of them being exposed as the vile and dishonest charlatans that they actually are. But rather thankfully, even if rather slowly so, more and more of these cheating b******s and b*****s are being rumbled and as well legally prosecuted.  
 
I have ever respect essentially for the NHS that I once trained and worked in as an RMN and also an SRN many moons ago and long before I would later embark on my planned career from when I was a child at grammar school and knew then and tremendously inspired and actively encouraged by my English Master that I genuinely wanted to be an Academic, which I ultimately and gratefully became. Further in my estimation, though, Britain's best and most commendable invention is quite undoubtedly the creation of the NHS; but which the distinctly odiously self-serving and delusional mother fuckers, who like to see themselves as the elites of the UK, with their bogus "superior" public school and Oxbridge make believe education are intentionally and evilly destroying.  
 
Most gratefully though there are still bastions of thorough excellence within the NHS and one of them - and not just the consultants, doctors, other medical staffers as well as the superb body of administrators and other staffers - is the EAST SURREY HOSPITAL. And as an English Language and English Literature specialist myself who is never short of words, there are not enough of them in the English or anyone other language that I'm competent with that can precisely state the quite excellent work that the EAST SURREY HOSPITAL is outstandingly doing and I'm absolutely sure will commendably and most altruistically carry on doing. SO WELL DONE EVERYONE AT THE EAST SURREY HOSPITAL; as you're the true quality of what Britain should and similarly must be all about!  
 
Also I most humbly and exceedingly thankfully would like to thank my consultant ophthalmologist and the excellent head of my GP practice who resigned and gave it up for the reasons that I've already outlined. I've not named these persons publicly but they obviously know who they are and I've already personally thanked them, many times. That's the relationship I have with them. Bless you both, as you're not only a credit to the NHS but likewise humanity!

Author's Note

Honest and critical comments. As I've neither the time, interest nor the inclination towards delusional crap and it'll be summarily deleted.