If you want a lie to be believed, say it loudly and do so often!

Self-explanatory.

By Stanley Collymore

If the risible and blatant lie that
the Windsors are clearly well
worth their very expensive
upkeep at the taxpayers’ expense
because significantly, in terms of
currency alone, they clearly bring
in at least, seven times far larger
sums of income, rather routinely
and actually accumulatively into
the UK than effectively what the
British state actually spends on
them were even true when truly
anyone, with even crucially half
a functioning brain, quite risibly
knows this to be blatantly, a lie;
are you brain-dead idiots really
seriously suggesting or literally
even saying that to be a highly
successful country, essentially
the only criterion which Britain
should constantly, really focus
upon is the imbecilic notion of
only generating shed loads of
money and furthermore do so
entirely through a ridiculously
to each rational person in the
UK a Disneyland type tourist
industry, across the country?  

Why in intellectually challenged,
dim-witted and endemically
moronic Britain doesn’t
that evidently pathetic and thoroughly
asinine attitude by an unquestionably
burgeoning surfeit of rather evidently
devotedly, monarchical brownnosing
serf cretins, not surprise me one bit?
Cultural, societal and glaringly so as
well to anyone who is endowed with
the least thread of genuinely natural
intellectual acumen that is available
to them clearly irrefutably, essential
educational, health, and discernibly
also political development all totally
depend obviously on that advisedly
considered; adequately supportive,
and significantly, sensibly-invested
sums of money, into every forward
thinking, likewise meritocratic, and
progressive country. Evidently, not
by any intelligible means whatever
a perpetual, ad nauseum situation
of sitting on one’s quite obscenely
obese vilely lazy white Caucasian
a*s; notoriously like the blithering
idiots that you are; surely thick as
pig s**t and consistently deluding
yourselves, as the vile verminous
and toxic lowlife scum which you
undeniably are; that your fittingly,
Middle Ages mind-set, set in situ
rather preposterously in this 21st
Century, monarchy; all attendant
evidently with simply Disneyland
type, literally fulsomely attached
glaring tourism, will be truly your
own and the eternal salvation of
a prosperous, right-wing Britain!

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
22 April 2023.


Author's Remarks:
The Daily Mail and the other right-wing media across Britain continue to lie to their followers and clickbait subscribers when in actuality they don’t have to as it’s really from an intelligent point of view totally superfluous. And why do I think this?

Because it’s patently obvious to the intelligent world at large, globally that is, and the few intelligent people still in Britain, that for ages now most Britons are born endemically stupid and stay that way all of their lives. But I guess that with rags and Nazi media it’s force of habit with them too, as frankly they too aren’t all that bright.

And as one former colleague of mine in what used to be the Marriage Guidance Council that I voluntarily worked for all those years ago �" now known as Relate �" and who I’ve maintained a close professional as well as a personal relationship with ever since then said to me a couple of days ago when she knew I was going to write this poem: “Stanley” she said, “Significant numbers of Britons are like errant children; physically adult but mentally children, and no different from the mentally defective who enjoys masturbating but other than the transient satisfaction he or she derives from it couldn’t logically explain why they’re doing it. And white Britons effectively are of the same mind-set in their asinine behaviours.”

Incidentally, this female friend is undoubtedly white Caucasian, British by birth and proper longstanding ancestry, as well as highly educated and thoroughly mentally liberated �" none of this pogrom or European holocaust escapee s**t vaingloriously and preposterously masquerading as authentic Brits like Tom Bauer alias name change Bower; Michael Hecht alias Howard, Dominic Raab, Sara Vine , Amanda and the other white trash, the sort who like to proselytize themselves as authentic Brits when their links to Britain are as tenuous as they come, yet tell those whose wealth, labour, blood sweat, tears and stolen wealth made England and subsequently after the formation of the UK the world entity that it became, that they don’t belong in Britain and are “immigrants”; yet have no problem of having their ilk and kin likemindedly infest the likes of genocidally acquired, convict entrenched, delusional Terra nullius Australia, New Zealand, Canada and the USA for example to the total exclusion of these countries indigenous countries.

But after all William Shakespeare did say: Where ignorance is bliss tis folly to be wise. And overall they don’t come any more f*****g stupid than white Brits, their Asian Coconuts and House N****r Stockholm syndrome types.

Author's Note

As per previous works