Will this Coronation's bogus tourist financial boon remove the need for UK food banks?

Self-explanatory

By Stanley Collymore 

 

Hordes of tourists literally 

from every corner of the 

globe allegedly flooding 

into Britain and only too keen to 

spend billions financially in full 

support of Charles and likewise 

Camilla's upcoming coronation. 

Seriously what a bloody stupid 

and phenomenally ludicrously 

facile exaggeration. Almost, as 

ridiculous and implausible, as 

a Daily Mail's previous article, 

asserting, that over half of the 

world's population effectively 

did fittingly, dutifully observe 

Liz Windsor's funeral, and as 

well rather tearfully publicly 

mourn her death. A typically 

tabloid farce proselytized by 

other British, rightwing rags 

and gutter electronic media. 

 

This nonsense set against the 

reality that the Liz Windsor 

event distinctively wasn't 

shown in China: recognized as the 

world's largest populated country, 

Russia, and similarly significantly 

a substantial number of other big 

countries globally. So, speculative 

then, as one might actually opt to 

undeniably become very relative 

to this coronation of Charles and 

Camilla preposterously basically 

generating numerous billions in 

tourist revenue; well there's not 

a solitary fact or figure, that has 

really been fact-checked to fully 

confirm this wildly extravagant 

and evidently rather manifestly 

fanciful, spurious exaggeration. 

 

And since obviously most of 

these media promulgated, 

distinctly plentiful, and 

fantasy tourists will be classified

as Yanks, or more politely as the 

Brits "American cousins" -  truly 

a state of affairs that is not wild 

alas in any effective reciprocity 

manner very essentially across  

the Atlantic rather generally by 

most Americans - perhaps they 

should be actually enormously 

thanked for massively helping, 

through their evidently, timely 

presences; and also enormous 

economic spending in fittingly 

helping starving Brits, to truly 

thankfully dispense with their 

throng of national food banks. 

 

(C) Stanley V. Collymore 

1 May 2023. 

 

 

Author's Remarks: 

Since tourists allegedly generated by Britain's monarchical Windsor family - who incidentally and quite ironically most tourists who visit Britain never personally get to physically see or actually enter any of the numerous lavish homes and palaces which the Windsors have at their exclusive disposal - are according to the rather delusional, intellectually challenged fawning morons who worship these unelected, massively privileged and arrogantly self-centred, self-entitled, highly dysfunctional, not particularly outstandingly gifted intellectually or talent-wise, Klan, as it's not really a family as any intelligent person would categorize the latter terminology - are the perceived life blood of the British economy; then ostensibly, if such dim wits are to believed, these monarchical, aficionado tourists will obviously, be coming to Britain in ever much greater and unprecedented numbers for the upcoming coronation, won't they? 

 

And on top of all that these sycophants tell us not only how very beloved their hereditary masters and mistresses are both at home and globally and thus exactly why Britain should never ever replace its monarchical family. Such staunch loyalty by ignoramus serfs most invariably at the very bottom of the UK's classism system 

 

An additional staunch belief on their part that comp and ceremony is not only thoroughly for the lot of them quite indispensable obviously even in the 21st Century and since Britain, again allegedly, does it better than everyone else globally its versions of pomp and ceremony should be quite enforcedly retained and done so most permanently. 

 

Which set me thinking. If allegedly and quite stupidly according to these rather daft morons the UK monarchical Klan brings in more money than they get from the British taxpayer and similarly this coronation will see hundreds of millions of tourists flocking to England mainly but the rest of Britain and when here will be spending billions of Pounds Sterling and massively as well generating the entire British economy; why not marry all these component factors permanently for the overall and lasting welfare economically of Britain?  

 

Basically have an annual re-run of the coronation with all the pageantry and regal paraphernalia, rather massively advertise it globally and have all those monarchical tourists and others rather literally flocking into Britain and quite cheerfully spending their money. No need then for food banks, pensioners and others on low wages unable or else unwilling to turn their heating on, as the panacea of wealth generated by the Windsors and their lot will ensure that everyone is fully and adequately cared and catered for.

 

In the meantime though reality still pointedly stares us in the face - food banks, NHS problems, few doctors will to see patients and the list goes on; while the privileged wealthy privately behind closed doors have a good laugh at you and casually dispose, and quite rightly so in my view Useful Idiots like ANGELA KELLY! 

 

Author's Note

As per all my previous works