If Kate Middleton is so very multi-talented why then is her family bankrupt?

Self-explanatory.

By Stanley Collymore      
   
Dear God! Will this nauseating  
obsequious drivel about the    
Daily Mail's now favourite    
stick insect Kate Middleton ever end?  
Rather truthfully, Kate's most obvious    
and very undoubtedly principal talent    
is evidently avoiding genuine work at    
all costs; something which she quite  
effortlessly and also gracefully does    
as she crucially, essentially regularly    
had plenty of practice and obviously    
undoubtedly exceptional experience    
of doing this, constantly throughout    
her patently pointless and distinctly  
vacuous cum unproductive and life.    
As vile gurning and unquestionably    
delirious gesticulating plainly don't  
constitute, stirring communication.    
   
(C) Stanley V. Collymore    
9 June 2023.      
   
   
Author's Remarks:    
To actually claim rather disingenuously at best and clearly dishonestly and also quite hypocritically at its worst that the life of Kate Middleton is now no longer her own and she's now more of a caged prisoner than a free agent is discernibly utter rubbish. Why this unapologetically brutally frank analysis?

Because it's the life that Kate obviously wanted and pathetically waited for over a decade to acquire and has done! The same life that she and her mother really schemed for!  

So piss off, all you sycophants and very intellectually challenged morons, the so evilly odious, trollop Karens distinctly in harmony with your likeminded evidently sick Gammons and gullibly distinctively brainwashed; your rather lame excuses for Kate Middleton quite clearly have no merit whatsoever and therefore basically won't work for anyone who's possessed of a functioning brain which your lot so self- evidently don't individually have!

Author's Note

As per all my previous articles.