Nice one, our Harry! Obviously you are evidently indomitably your own man! Much Bajan Respect!

Self-explanatory.

By Stanley Collymore  
 
Harry: the only genuinely useful,  
very undeniably charming and  
equally unquestionably quite  
authentically motivated member of the
Windsor, monarchical family, and also
someone who is manifestly and very  
markedly so the complete opposite  
of clearly boring William, and Lazy  
Kate: simply ostensibly conjointly  
only, patently ardent obviously in  
their aptly embarrassingly totally  
racist, and wholly unconvincing  
to astute people that is, denial;  
rather self-servingly employed  
to aptly, personally encourage  
the promptly, feasible ovation  
and distinctly, ardent support  
of vile, likeminded Brexiteers,  
patently small-mindedly little  
Englanders and undoubtedly  
rather ludicrously cocooned,  
delusional Empire Loyalists!  
 
Harry's own approach quite
absolutely, discernibly the
antithesis self-evidently,
of William and Kate's own narcissistic
noxious endeavours, since irrefutably
on Harry's part and honestly in rather
marked contrast to Kate and actually
William's own, it's distinctly unselfish
service without the attendant bribery
of multiple luxurious houses and the
graspingly acquisition and obviously
really undignified, flauntingly display
of a dead wealthy widow's jewellery.  
 
Quite obviously therefore, that  
Harry is actually doing what  
he happily and discernibly  
undoubtedly, genuinely wants to do; a
crucially obvious departure then from  
the several and clearly surreal diktats  
that his aforesaid, imbecilic Windsor
relatives very unquestioningly follow;  
basically like, what supermarket they  
will pathetically open, and what garb  
Kate - or the rest of them, must wear  
for doing so, even when the weather  
isn't conducive to their witless attire.  
Once more: Nice one Harry Windsor.  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
11 September 2023.  
 
 
Author's Remarks:  
Harry is indisputably undiluted energy, and his presence makes these racists and envious haters look undoubtedly like what they patently are - quite dull, distinctly sad and obviously useless people!  
 
While, in marked contrast, Harry and Meghan jointly, actually crucially and obviously unquestionably, instinctively do an excellent job of truly winding up the Daily Mail's irrefutably rather facile dysfunctional Brexit readers and vilely dozy supporters; which literally makes Meghan and Harry unquestionably, in my opinion, obviously psychologically the distinctly most useful members of the Windsor, so-called "royal" family!

Author's Note

As per my previous works.