Up yours - you thoroughly brainwashed, dimwitted, lowlife and pestilent self-serving losers!

Self-explanatory.

By Stanley Collymore

It's absolutely funny really quite  
gleefully observing all these  
pathetic and thoroughly  
ill-informed morons of so-called critics,  
racist Brexiteers and quite additionally  
too the usual assortment of rightwing  
Nazi media and their literally blatantly  
discernibly effectively demented bevy  
of unquestionably semi-literate hacks  
castigatorily and essentially ironically  
so on the quite sycophantic behalf of  
their customarily, obviously, distinctly  
undeniably tax evading; continuously  
engaged in and altogether effectively  
undoubtedly significantly beneficially  
discernibly profitable, off-shore bank  
accounts proliferating accumulation.

Hereditary ownership of these  
same rags and media which  
during the ensuing course  
of World War II were themselves, rather  
unquestionably, totally enthusiastically  
firmly and loudly beating the drums of  
support for Herr Adolf Hitler and, also  
his Third Reich, and basically the only  
Jews, literally exactly undeniably just  
like Black people, who these obvious  
quite delusional, white supremacists  
and irrefutably basically distinctively  
obviously unquestionably demented
cretins unsurprisingly considered as  
quite irrefutably indispensable trash  
suitable obviously either realistically  
for Europe's gas chambers naturally  
or death clearly by whatever means,  
so long as these patently irrefutable  
Untermenchen were dead and gone.

Human beings but who essentially
obviously, neither individually nor
collectively were considered as
of the slightest bit worthy effectively or
potentially of life, and consequently so
and without dissent should summarily
be permanently got rid of, and literally
the most preferred means was death.
Now these are the exact sorts clearly
doing so and with irony crucially lost  
on everyone of them very vitriolically  
and rather conveniently spouting off  
simply inappropriately, similarly also
clamourously, obviously dishonestly  
as well as distinctly advantageously  
and literally self-servingly financially  
from their evidently virtue signalling,  
totally egregiously and hypocritically
nurtured, absolutely unquestionably  
pompously engineered and fatuous,
proselytizing bandwagons, crucially  
blazoningly, dishing out quite faked  
spuriously endearing sentiments of  
human solidarity which really mean  
absolutely nothing whatsoever and  
rather essentially so, to the entirety  
of them notwithstanding whatever  
they do publicly say to the contrary.

For in their real, utterly sick and  
malevolent lives they actually  
haven't changed their views  
one bit and are undoubtedly clearly the  
same Nazis, that quite unquestionably  
they were of yesteryear; but are rather  
quite cynically now obviously content  
to actually use what evilly, self-hating  
Coconuts, and simply House N*****s  
they can get to quite plausibly, boost  
their twisted agenda. So markedly in
contrast, and similarly from a simply
intelligently perspective a decisively
and rather appropriately, thoroughly
well done to our undoubtedly rather
shrewd Prime Minister: Rishi Sunak
simply for sensibly utilizing a Bajan
terminology, and fitting solution - by
"Cracking de vexing coconut open!"

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
14 November 2023.

Author's Remarks:  
Or as we Bajans would more succinctly put it - "Tsch man! All dah uproar and needless bodderation over a frigging useless coconut! Get real, Vipers!"

Suella Braverman is significantly less relevant to me than some itinerant beach bum macheteing the tops of real coconuts he’s collected and has subsequently embarked on selling their coconut juice, or milk as you tourists refer to it, to fatuous vacationers who this bum is essentially indifferent to other than having them assist in his making a living by selling the coconut juice to them.

Author's Note

As per all my previous works.