I Do Drugs

I do drugs on a regular basis.

I do drugs with the kitty cat faces.

Mama told me that Jesus saves,

But I shot her in the head when she kneeled to pray.

Then I smoked weed from the hole in her head,

Drank a bottle of Jack and went to bed.

I do drugs on a regular basis.

I killed myself with my own shoe laces,

But the drugs I did went and brought me back.

Now I do spin kicks like a special attack.

Now hotties love me cuz they love zombies,

And they bring me weed so we all smoke trees.

Reviews

[tyson]

ahaha, this is awesome man!

[Baby Ricochet]

Better living through chemistry is a beautiful thing

[Commanda Panda]

Only if the chems come from GNC.

[Baby Ricochet]

When you see the asterisk* that means there's no proof the product works and very few of them do.

[OBWhiteHawk]

I think it's pretty awesome. You have things to say and say them in a way I can't seem to ignore.

[Commanda Panda]

You have to have fun and not worry about what other people will think. But the best part is seeing how different people respond to a certain writing.

[Emily B]

well, sir, you have our attention

what have you to say now?

[Commanda Panda]

I don't do drugs. That's what I have to say.