The Morning After

A poem about the awkwardness of a one night stand :P

Why are you still here?
I thought we made things clear
After we have sex
You must disappear
Don't you see this is the aftermath
Of a one night stand
I didn't plan
For having you as my life partner
This is the morning after
Now I got a hangover
I didn't ask for you to stay over
You won't become my new lover
So why do you still hover
Over me
Please let me be
I should call a Taxi
Let's go our separate ways
No we are not having breakfast
You better be out fast
This was never meant to last
I hit on you at the bar cuz you have a great a*s
I don't really remember what happened next
I do know that the sex was great
Thank you for that
I should call you cab
I'm sorry that I led you on
But you really turned me on
I just wanted to get it on
Then be done
I'm sorry if I'm wrong
The morning after is always weird
Now I must say goodbye my dear
Don't let the door hit you in the rear
Finally she is out of my life
Damn now I'm getting a text from my wife

Reviews

[外人 (Gaiji..]

The poem was great but the theme it is based on is so ... rude ! Loved the technical elements of the poem, hated the poem itself, believing in real love and being a hopeless romantic I can't help but hate one night stands, and the attitude of the narrator voice ... so rude :(
Of course this is just my personal opinion, many people may think differently

[Natasha]

BAHAH i like the last line

[Crazy Cat Man]

yeah this was a goofy one :P

[Tatiana]

you are awesome ! loved the last part, good job XD

[Beck Louise]

You never fail to make me laugh haha

[The Random Writings Of ..]

LOL!!!!! The last line caught me off guard and had me on the floor!!!! The morning after can be so awkward! And it is nice to hear it from a guys point of view :) One thing can be true though, some are just clingy and want to hang around... hence breakfast??? lol - love it -"I should call you cab". Your humor and sarcasm once again shone through :) Are you reading this one out loud??

[Crazy Cat Man]

Yes i shall recite this for the audience soon. They will love it. Today is my bday yay :)

[The Random Writings Of Me..Kates]

Happy Birthday!!!!!

[Heather]

(shaking my head) and laughing ... such a great ending.. bad boy!

[Crazy Cat Man]

hahahahahhahaha :P i couldn' t help it :P

[Baby Ricochet]

HA! Great job.

[1809 Black Plague Decem..]

Awww, jokles for you, 2 cute! LOL well, akward it is, lol, but I know its play and pun, great write ---mishel

[Allycat]

haha I love how you ended the poem! Awesome write!

[Crazy Cat Man]

thanks. just gotta make fun of life :P