The Morning After

The Morning After

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man
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A poem about the awkwardness of a one night stand :P

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Why are you still here?
I thought we made things clear
After we have sex
You must disappear
Don't you see this is the aftermath
Of a one night stand
I didn't plan
For having you as my life partner
This is the morning after
Now I got a hangover
I didn't ask for you to stay over
You won't become my new lover
So why do you still hover
Over me
Please let me be
I should call a Taxi
Let's go our separate ways
No we are not having breakfast
You better be out fast
This was never meant to last
I hit on you at the bar cuz you have a great a*s
I don't really remember what happened next
I do know that the sex was great
Thank you for that
I should call you cab
I'm sorry that I led you on
But you really turned me on
I just wanted to get it on
Then be done
I'm sorry if I'm wrong
The morning after is always weird
Now I must say goodbye my dear
Don't let the door hit you in the rear
Finally she is out of my life
Damn now I'm getting a text from my wife

© 2012 Crazy Cat Man


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The poem was great but the theme it is based on is so ... rude ! Loved the technical elements of the poem, hated the poem itself, believing in real love and being a hopeless romantic I can't help but hate one night stands, and the attitude of the narrator voice ... so rude :(
Of course this is just my personal opinion, many people may think differently

Posted 6 Years Ago


BAHAH i like the last line

Posted 6 Years Ago


Crazy Cat Man

6 Years Ago

yeah this was a goofy one :P
you are awesome ! loved the last part, good job XD

Posted 6 Years Ago


You never fail to make me laugh haha

Posted 6 Years Ago


LOL!!!!! The last line caught me off guard and had me on the floor!!!! The morning after can be so awkward! And it is nice to hear it from a guys point of view :) One thing can be true though, some are just clingy and want to hang around... hence breakfast??? lol - love it -"I should call you cab". Your humor and sarcasm once again shone through :) Are you reading this one out loud??

Posted 6 Years Ago


Crazy Cat Man

6 Years Ago

Yes i shall recite this for the audience soon. They will love it. Today is my bday yay :)
The Random Writings Of Me..Kates

6 Years Ago

Happy Birthday!!!!!
(shaking my head) and laughing ... such a great ending.. bad boy!

Posted 6 Years Ago


Crazy Cat Man

6 Years Ago

hahahahahhahaha :P i couldn' t help it :P
HA! Great job.

Posted 6 Years Ago


Awww, jokles for you, 2 cute! LOL well, akward it is, lol, but I know its play and pun, great write ---mishel

Posted 6 Years Ago


haha I love how you ended the poem! Awesome write!

Posted 6 Years Ago


Crazy Cat Man

6 Years Ago

thanks. just gotta make fun of life :P

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Added on September 20, 2012
Last Updated on September 20, 2012
Tags: one night stand, awkward, sex, love, morning after

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Crazy Cat Man
Crazy Cat Man

New York, NY



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