COCKBLOCKER

C Conniving Cunning Charlatans

O Oral-Administrator Orators

C Chasing Clitoris Constantly

K Killing Kindred-Spirits

B Banality Bum B******s

L Lust Licking Lovers

O Obtuse Over-Compensating

C Clubbing C**t-looking Children

K Kindergarten-Mentality

E Endless Evergrowing Egos

R Rendering Rearends Relentlessly

Reviews

[Jenny Davis]

Definition of a cockblocker: A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally strives to WIN THE PRIZE by blocking or preventing others from getting their hands on that same prize. A person whom achieves the top status by all means necessary including blocking another person.
THERE ARE DEFINITELY MANY OF THOSE HERE, BUT DO YOUR THANG and fo' get about et LOL

[Natalie C]

Oh you never seem to disappoint me...
Ha ha, thanks for the laugh. You just know how to make my day at times.

[Nicole (Carpe Diem)]

damn the cockblockers... LOL
great write

[Alistair Canlin]

I have been enlightend
I think I work with a few, scratch that, a lot of them.

[Sarah Williams]

LOL You know...I only heard this term for the first time about a year ago while in LA with a friend of mine. I wasn't single, she was and for some reason I was getting all the attention so she got a little upset and...well, it was a funny situation. Anyway...this poem is certainly a fun read and once again you have managed to push the envelope far passed what most people are willing to do. Bravo to you!

[Charlotte Marie]

Interesting yet funny! Great I love it! Great read! Thanks for sharing! Charley

[Sean M. Addams]

very interesting...I enjoyed reading this one.

[1809 Black Plague Decem..]

great rant rev. :O) -----mishel

[Dave]

Hmmmm...I have a friend who invites me out with her because she says I am a good cockblocker. She's called me a cockblocker for almost 6 years now. To us it means that she can go out and not get harrassed by the "dicks" out there...because they dont mess with her when they see her hanging out with me and she can just have no problems going about having a good time. So our definitions of cockblockers are different. Must be an east coast/west coast thing, HA! So...by our definition here in Sacto...I am a cockblocker and proud of it.

It means women can go out with you and not be harassed by guys just looking for tail, because you drive them off.

Interesting to see what the different interpretations of it is throughout the world though.

[Klyn]

Never heard of it the term before....but know many of 'em! Very cool!

[The Random Writings Of ..]

Hahahahaha... I have a few friends that I would call cockblockers :) My opinion, they can't get any themselves so they have to ruin it for everyone else... I had one friend in particular that was famous for this... I mean everytime we went out and I started talking to some guy, there she was being stupid and totally runing my game... I really liked this piece!
Kates