Letter To Keira Knightley

Letter To Keira Knightley

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man

Keira Knightley and Nicole Richie
Used to be nice and plumpy
and now they're both skinny and skrawny

Mary Kate and Ashley Olson
Used to be so wholesome
and now the wind can blow them

What is happening to today's world?
When every child want's to be a skinny girl?
They eat a lil food then want to hurl

Little girls look up to their stars
They want to be skinny just as they are
So they refuse to eat then starve

I had a girl that thought she was too fat
but her small blubber was fun to grab
but she didn't want to hear that

Spain made their models to gain some weight
To join the catwalk the girls have to eat cake
A whole chicken they just ate

If Marilyn Monroe was alive
she would not be a model
They will tell her to go away and not even bother

Too many girls want to be super thin
I don't want to make love to a stick
So each girl must look from within

Is your beauty worth dying for?
You are starting to look like Skelator
I hope you start eating some more

So this is my letter to Keira Knightley
I am asking very politely
My hopes on her gaining weight is unlikely

She is now just skin and bones
What is wrong with her skin tone?
She looks like a ghost

I mean what is wrong this?
She looked like she came from the abyss
Oh the old her how much I miss

© 2009 Crazy Cat Man

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This is great poem on a subject that not to many people touch on. It's such a tough thing for many girls, and it's sad to see so many young celebrities influencing other young girls to starve themselves as well. This was poem was simple and easy to read, with even a touch of irony and humor, which I think works well. It is such a dark subject... the humor brightens it up a bit and makes it easier for people to understand the truth about it. Thanks for writing this, it is refreshing to hear a male's perspective on the subject. (I don't know why I'm assuming you're a man, but I can't really tell since your name is "Notorious Reviewer", so if I'm wrong, I'm sorry and please correct me :D).

Posted 17 Years Ago

21 of 22 people found this review constructive.


This is a great poem! I just want to add that not only girls have this problem as I have been battling anorexia for several years.

Posted 9 Years Ago

Crazy Cat Man

9 Years Ago

ive also been really really skinny as a child and as a teen and got made fun of for that. I guess my.. read more

9 Years Ago

Ah I see!!!!
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True Sad Story...The monster of weight consciousness is making the girls starve, all over the world...

Posted 11 Years Ago

a like your views very true and a like how you added maralon monroe to portray how you can be beautiful even if youve got weight on you and skinny is so wrong to try and be why do they think this is beautifull

Posted 11 Years Ago

Excellent poem on a subject few would dare to touch.....I want to eat some more!

Posted 11 Years Ago

Wooow...Amzing..marvelluous...phenomenal...very true...dont know what's wrong with girls this days..dietign for no reason..starvign themselves to death..am sure they had know the value of food if they were poor enough to live without eating for days...well..nicely written

Posted 11 Years Ago

This was an awesome poem that sheds light on sch a sad but relevent subject. God made everyone just the way he wanted them and I wish we could be happy the way we are. Great job!
God Bless

Posted 11 Years Ago

Great topic! Great Write! It really hit home for me :) Thanks for sharing!

Posted 11 Years Ago

I love this! Excellent job!

Posted 11 Years Ago

I don't think this was written very well, and the subject was trite. Obviously, those women are thin because that is their idea of beautiful and they are happiest with themselves that way. I doubt that they look to YOU for acceptance anyway.

Posted 11 Years Ago

0 of 1 people found this review constructive.

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Added on February 28, 2008
Last Updated on February 3, 2009


Crazy Cat Man
Crazy Cat Man

New York, NY

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