Thirst Follow

Manage the thirst, especially online.

Damn she’s fine!

Oh my God, I saw her on Vine!

I’m swimming in a digital ocean and what do I see?

The finest Latina from Cali

Mocha skin, blonde hair

She has an Instagram?! Yo I’m in there!

Throw me my a life preserver, I’m dying

She has a boyfriend, I’m crying

She at the beach, and not with me?

Doesn’t matter, I still get to see!

She posts a picture, I like it fast

Wifi makes our connection last

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Oh my God he’s so hot!

Who the hell is that thot!?

She’s in like 5 of his pics

Looks like a rat with the a*s of a brick

Doesn’t matter, I still want that man

He doesn’t know it, I’m his biggest fan

I sneak around his digital caravan

His life is mine, my favorite thing

When he posts a new pic, my heart starts to sing

He’s my life guard and I’m drowning

He looks so funny, always clowning

His photo captions always make me smile

Damn, I wish I had his # so I could dial

Oh those abs, they’re like steel

I’d eat him at every meal

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She stopped the thirst and now I’m parched

My hands are dry and white like corn starch

Maybe I should meet her face to face

Get in her good grace…

Nah!

What was the name of the pornstar on Pornhub?

I’m sure she has an Instagram… oh she at the club!

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And again the thirst starts to flow

Millions of parched humans hitting follow

It’s a zombie apocalypse driven by lust

It never ends well, always a bust.

Author's Note

Have fun!

Reviews

[DanCuster]

Got the idea while watching my cousin talk about how "HAWT" some random girl on Instagram was. Then he got mad when he saw her account was set to private, haha.