Wanna be buried buck naked

an expository poem

I wanna be buried buck naked
But please, first cover up my face
My body’s surely not the best around
But my face is a pure disgrace

I want a coffin that only opens at the bottom
So’s  they can only see my better half (such as it is)
I’m keenly aware that that will cause a few of them
To snicker, if not out-right laugh

I know that’s a bassackward way
To go to one’s final resting place
But I’m sure they’d far rather laugh at my Johnson
Cause it looks way, waaaaay better then my face

Author's Note

Be gentle, I mean well.