Bucket list

Idk why, but I'm going to participate in a trend for once

1. Become famous author

2. World domination (things to do after: Create LGBT acceptance/pride rainbow nazis... Racial equality KKK... Scientists dedicated to creating pokemon in real life.... more to come)

3 Have sex on a water bed

4 Tailor

5 Switch vocal chords with Morgan Freeman (isn't this on everyone's?)

6 Nationalize Pelvic Thrust Thursday and Pelvic Thrust Tuesday

Author's Note

If you're a her in OK, perferably close to Moore, I'm single ;)