Nonsense Rhymes - THE WEIRDEST THING

Having fun with rhyming.

I was walking home about half past three,

And the weirdest thing happened to me,

I bumped into a girl named Anna,

Who on her head stuck out two antenna,

She quickly called a guy named RICK,

Who just as quickly whipped out his…

PHONE

I got up and started to run,

And came across my neighbors’ son,

Now this young man’s name was CHUCK,

And with him was this girl he was determined to…

HAVE LUNCH WITH,

He said they were on their way to see LUCY,

Who I heard had a really tight…

PAIR OF JEANS,

Then out of nowhere flew a ROCK,

That was shaped like a man’s giant…

NOSE,

I was then blocked by a man they called RUNT,

Who was known for being a really big…

PAIN IN THE NECK,

He said “You there boy I’ll show you a trick,

If you pay me some money I’ll massage your…

SHOULDERS,

I didn’t hesitate I quickly declined,

And soon realized I was at that house of mine,

I walked to my door my head now in pain,

Because tomorrow I’ll be doing this again.

S**T!

Reviews

[Vidya Bacchus]

really nice but where the hell do u live? lol