Lady and the Boy

Part song, part poem

Lady, would you be mine?

Honey would you be mine?

Lady, would you be mine?

I could give you happiness

Honey would you be mine?

I could be your excellence

Lady, would you hold my hand?

We could live the dream together

Honey would you take my heart?

We could live by sea forever

I can never trust a man

I can neither trust a boy

I can never trust a man

They say that man lie to you

I can neither trust a boy

‘Cuz they never fall for you

Please ser, can you go away?

We can’t make it work like this

Kid fast, get out of my way

You will never get my kiss

But I love you from my heart

Can’t you hear, it’s beating hard?

I can hear a whining sound

From the girls you’ve kissed around

My lady should give her hand,

Has she ever seen one fairer?

Yes, someone should have my hand

Someone much less a gutter

My lady is mocking me

But I’ve never felt any better

My lord shouldn’t go pushing me

Or he will have more than chatter

Oh, I will be good for you

Would you spare me a kiss?

Aren’t any other girls waiting you?

 You will never get these lips

What a smell comes from your hair!

I’ve never felt so alive!

Ser please don’t act like you care,

Kids can tell that you lie!

What a smart beauty you are!

But you’re not brighter than tar!

Those big eyes of yours are so-

Ser, stop wasting time and go!

 The sun would hide from your beauty

But not even the pigs from you!

Oh, I must have this fresh booty!

But I have something else for you

My lady will be glad we kissed!

Before or after she hissed?

*Slap*

Reviews

[BlueJay]

I love this poem. The humour and the rare beat to it. It's been too long since I read something like this... The ending made me laugh!

[Marie]

This is almost funny. I love the feel of an old ballad about it.