Dear Mr. Whining Widget...

An English assignment... I was bored with her class so I decided to try to make her mad... It didn't work... She laughed instead.

Dear Mr. Whining Widget of Widget World, 

I know that you're not the most fantastic widget in the drawer, but you must understand your employees' point of view. You may not know me, nor know who I am, but I'm your overused, under appreciated laptop bag. You bought me from Walmart a few years ago, then started making poor copies of me for your company.

 I would really like a raise, especially since you continuously put your heavy laptop in the wrong pocket. You don't even think how hard I have to work, but if I start tearing or ripping, all you do is throw me out and replace me, without pay. You could at least pay me for compensation.

Sincerely, 

Your under-appreciated, overworked laptop bag.

Author's Note

This was an English assignment... I tried to make my teacher mad, but instead, she laughed.... Not exactly what I intended...
BTW, it's extremely hard to make her laugh... So I guess I got that....
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Reviews

[Coyote Poetry]

I like the logic of the poem. Always a cheaper version of everything now. Could feel the question and the need of the overworked laptop bag. Thank you for the excellent poem.
Coyote

[Some Random Person.]

It wasn't exactly a poem, but thanks anyways.