Cheer Yourself Up

Okay so this isn't a poem it's a list but it's damn funny

Cheer Yourself Up

 

1. Take a medical students stethescope, stick in a freezer, shove up their a*s and ask if it's cold.

 

2. Use an "ageil" against people I rather dislike.

 

3. Throw my brother out a windowonto a trapoline and watch as he lands in a pool.

 

4 . Watch Elmo fight a Tickle Me Helmo!

 

5. Shrink my father until he's the size of the Pilsbury Dough Boy.

 

6. Burn down Sesame Street and everything on it.

 

7. Kick the person in the Barney suit.

 

8. Yell at middle aged men in sports cars and tell them they are pathetic and need to get a life.

 

9. Meet the guys who played "Herger" and "Bulvy" in the Thirteenth Warrior.

 

10. Make my dad wear the cone of shame... 

Author's Note

Not done with my wonderfully odd list but there's ten of the top hundred.

Reviews

[Nobody.]

I like it. A few upgrades: SHOOT the b*****d in the Barney suit. And switch the ageil to a sword or axe because cudgels are too slow and messy. Other than that...it's a lovely list.
cheers!

[Dupree]

No but I believe it would have been more interesting with me

[Gomer LePoet]

ha ha were you in the Jackass movies?

[Dupree]

Just a small question... Do any of you guys know what an "ageil" is?

[KatiePie]

If you made a book of these I would seriously buy a copy for me and all of my friends, and when I'm arrested I will go down cheerfully, I assure you. ^_^

[Ghost]

you're a little cracked in the head. but i love you.