Bill O'reilly

Bill O'reilly

A Poem by Dusty Mondy

Track off of Alias Punch album#1, Alias Punch.

Watching Fox News with the Queen of Hearts,
Bill's face came on screen and I said, "Girl, don't start."
But she still tried to tear herself apart,
That's when I put her back in her deck of cards,
Then the Jack of Hearts noticed her dismay,
He said, "Queenie, don't you worry. You'll be okay,
I'll just give him cash and he'll go away,
Plus I just robbed a bank and there's no need to pay."

Don't you know that Bill O'reilly just needs some love,
So give him love,

Look at Little Billy play his solitaire,
Look at Little Billy deal his cards unfair,
Look at Little Billy with his head in the air,
While his feet on the ground, and socks are starting to tear,
Little Billy, can't you learn to just get along?
Did your mother really wrap you in a g-string thong?
Cut off your circulation so your brain's all wrong,
Excuse me while I deal my own cards and sing this song,

Don't you know that Bill O'reilly just needs some love,
So give him love,

© 2010 Dusty Mondy

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Whoa! Good work. Great rhythm, and I especially like the creativity in the fist verse, but it's good througout... I am going to sing it as a 3-chord song now! Great work! :)

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Added on January 20, 2010
Last Updated on January 20, 2010


Dusty Mondy
Dusty Mondy

Orlando, FL

Along with movies, music, and video games, reading allows me to achieve complete escape. I love good stories as well as the art of creative writing. I am in love with song writing and I have found a g.. more..

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