LOST WOMEN

 

LOST WOMEN

 

I thought this was kind of funny.

Looking around my page, trying

to think of something to write,

"Lost Passion", "Lost Interest",

Massive arousal , Intense Desire,

 

I got it , Lost Women........

Now, if anything is controversial,

Lost Women should stir a few

feathers..... I can`t think what I

would write about.  What about

women is lost ?  Everything!

 

N.O.W is a lost cause,

They want men to be sexy, they

don`t want men to be interested

in women, they want other women,

They want clean men, they want

unshaven men, some even want

Old Men.

 

What in all that`s holy do women

want ?  I know a couple who are

happily married, a couple who are

married but constantly trolling ,

Oh, you know .  You have seen them

in action.  They write seductive , erotic

reviews to sex starved men and get all

screwed up when they get the same

thing by return mail.

 

I love women.  I have infinite respect

for these people who are just like my

Mother, my sister, or Marilyn Monroe.

What can we do to please them ?

I know !  Invent something new.

Chop`n wood, shovel`n snow.  If women

can tell us men how it should be done,

then they should apprentice.  Right ?

 

----- John Crowley

Reviews

[Who Cares]

Pssst, do you want to know a secret? Women have absolutly no idea what we want. We are just as lost as men are, we make up our emotions for the given situation. We pretend we know everything and we are so smart, this is only because we want the upperhand over men. This was a great write and I enjoyed it very much. I got some giggles out of it. Nice job and I look forward to reading more of your work.

[kelly24]

it's no wonder that you're a lonely old man

[Jessica Cordova]

With all due respect, what men want is simple: "Feed me, f*#& me, shut the f*#$ up."

That makes y'all way too easy to f*#$ with.

;-)

[BLBrown]

This is a sweet piece. I'm a woman so here's my take. Women don't always know what we want. Or sometimes we do, for a time, and then change to something else. The other day, I asked something of my husband in sort of a roundabout way and he said, "Why don't you just tell me what you want?!" and I said, feeling completely rational, "Because sometimes I need you to help me figure that out." How many times have I said, "You don't need to fix me baby, we just need to talk." Still, after 33 years, he sometimes throws up his hands in exasperation and I just shrug in response.

[Alicante lullaby]

The cutest/conventional response by a woman to this write is supposed to be,maybe baiting of lashes and then a dramatic ''Are you stereotyping us''...
umph,but well you know you are right....we are so much made up of our contradictions and at the end of the day,i think we all gotta be proud of the fact that we have given men so much to think and write about atleast...;p

[Droll Prole]

Who knows? Women are just human beings. Whatever's appealing at the time is probably what we want. Love and interest is fickle in anyone's mind and heart, probably just being noticed and talked to is enough.

[Backlight Burner]

I couldn't help but laugh at the end of this, I don't think we know what we want. It is a mystery within all of us. Really glad i read this!

[Poetic Beauty]

We are complicated creatures. We have strong emotions the pour from the depths of our souls and if you are lucky enough we might just give you our unconditional devotion. Sometimes we don't know what we want exactly because are busy raising kids working jobs keeping house going to school and if we have a mate trying to comfort them, understand them, be supportive all while thinking we aren't like the models in the mags. There are so many thoughts that go through our minds in one second it would blow you over if you could mind read. I love this piece though because the examples that you wrote about in here are dead on in some cases. Each person whether they be male or female are different in their core, their soul so relationships are complex sometimes. I myself try not to over think and analyze every aspect and let the beauty of the relationship simply flow.

[The White Wolf]

Now what would be the fun in that? We cant just go and tell you! You are supposed to be mind readers and figure it out or we will give you the silent treatment until you do...maybe even "mental ninja" you a bit...

[Marie]

If women (and men) knew what they wanted,this world would be a better place.