A Klingon Love Poem

Love in Klingon and English

A Klingon Love Poem

(In Klingon and English)

tlhIngan bang bom tlhab

(pa' tlhIngan 'ej English Hol)

tugh mate beast qem jIH

flesh, cobalt jIb tear rip

metallic jeD rip qIj vo' DapIHchugh

ghaH ghob'e' nasty, Hegh mInDu' qul

Hurgh qab leathery

uglier Dunmo' tay embrace

dungeons Hurgh foreplay yInISQo' maHvaD

DeSDu' muSHa'ghach objects hurling jej

ravDaq pound, lojmIt pach maH

bey HoS jachpu'DI' DeSDu' morg maS

roar rur heavenly ghe''or Qo'noS vergh

jaQ neH rIQ qet bangwI'

Dub inflicted Hoch latlhpu'

rol taj jej taj

'ej HIv Ho' sharper

'Iw 'uQ'a' Hoch latlhpu' maH

ghob wej qa''a''e' pemHov lust

  

A Klingon Love Poem

(In Klingon and English)

Bring me a female mating beast

To pound her flesh, to tear her cobalt hair

Rip the thick metallic black from the head

She must be nasty, with fire in the eyes for death

A dark leathery face

The uglier the better for the ritual embrace

Let us foreplay in dungeons dark

Hurling sharp objects at love

We will scorch the floors, claw the doors

Howl out loud at the moons of Morg

Roar like heavenly hell on Kronos shores

My love runs deep in the wounds

Inflicted on each others backs

With razor sharp knives

And sharper teeth attacks

We will feast on each others blood

Do battle till the sun comes up with lust

Author's Note

Go gently into that good night

Reviews

[Einstein Noodle]

go gently into the good night?? sure! :{ i loved this "love" poem by a Klingon ... i am not a trechy nor very hip (too old) but even i know about the Klingons .. first line gave me such a shock and laugh .. drove all preconceptions away ... its a different kind of love; but hey ...different strokes for different folks ..right?! it would truly be funny if it weren't taken seriously by some very strange others ..besides Klingons :{{ what a romp your poem has given me this morning ... well done says i!
E.

[Earl Schumacker]

Hi E,
Thanks for your comments. Glad you enjoyed it.
I just learned that Klingon is a complete and highly recognized though "non-real language." Real people actually speak it. I prefer English. It serves me well. Have a great day. Earl

[Einstein Noodle]

your a brave man for working out the translation ..i wouldn't even begin to attempt it :}

[Earl Schumacker]

Hi E, I'm not that smart. I used Google Translate. English is my first and only language. Have a great day. Earl

[Einstein Noodle]

:) ..................