Oh Baby

Don't stay up too late

Oh Baby

Once upon a time not long ago

Minutes from everywhere I think

If I remember she needs a change

Baby girl needs everything right now

A diaper and a rifle will have to do

Fully locked and loaded for the evening

A shooting shopping spree is in her future

Ammo and some baby powder needed

She is only three

A pillow from the sofa will come in nicely

Used by baby now to rise above the law

To fit inside the car to make a baby comfy

To see above the windshield driving to the mall

Stealing daddies vehicle and gun is sweet

She looks so cute in high heel sneakers

Don't forget the money in his wallet

And car keys cause cars don't drive themselves

Two bricks are missing from the yard

Gas pedals and brakes are hard to reach

Too difficult to manage for the innocent

It's not easy being three

Take the babysitter hostage

Drinking and driving is illegal

Don't forget your seat belt dear

Honda Civics away! Rifle ready!

Come on baby make my day

Let us pray

Rob the convenience store

Don't take more than you can steal

Pick up some bread and milk

Don't stay out too late

You need your beauty sleep