Evolution Of A Smile

Don't mess around with Patty.

Tea pot Patty slurps her ginger tea

Whiskey with opioids mixed within it

A cup of pleasure there for company

Poor bar stool could break in two

With Patty and her tonnage on it

A lit cigar dangles from thick lips

She was born upside down with it

When a doctor slapped

She slapped back

Put him in the hospital for his insolence

A convenience since he was already there

For this emergency with tender loving care

Not foreseen or known beforehand

Or was it a back hand that landed him

In traction instead of out there golfing 

She continues drinking assorted teas

Don't mention doctors around fat Patty

It could evoke a joke or something mean

Don't even thing about her portly size

Or zip code being issued in her name

In honor of her state of mind and weight

It could elicit a response or something worse

The evolution of a smile hard at work

Authors Disclaimer: The author wishes to distance himself from the name "Patty" and "zip codes" since he does not know of any persons or entities with those names.

In light of the new religions of socialism and related politics,  the author wishes to distance himself even further, say Mars and beyond.  He wants to apologize in advance to all snowflakes and their kind who might be offended by such matters as weight or zip code size insults taking place within the confines of this story/poem. 

Reviews

[Onlyme]

Your disclaimers made me laugh out loud. I must admit it was great to read and very entertaining for a story.

[Earl Schumacker]

Hi Dee,
Thank you so much. I appreciate your interest in my work and related comments. So glad you enjoyed it. Have a great day. Earl

[Onlyme]

I will be coming back Earl. And your more than very welcome. Thank you.