Modern Science

Killer cows and greener pastures

Grass grows greener outside  Science uses different equations there Just ask the neighbors next door The Jones's have a magnificent yard We reached that conclusion long ago More donations are required for research Cows destroy ozone levels with flatulence They should know better than that Giving off gas is a catastrophe Releasing methane from behind hurts the environment It cost tax dollars, $700,000 to be exact, to figure that out Now we can sleep under covers at night But keep the windows closed tight just in case When governments and science get together Grass grows greener outside the other side It has nothing to do with nature It is all about research and funding Educating grass and cows does not come easy Brother can you spare a dime Authors Note: Here is s link on the subject. https://gizmodo.com/we-ve-grossly-underestimated-how-much-cow-farts-are-con-1818... Also: Your tax dollars at work. Cow Backpacks Trap Methane Gas by Lisa Zyga, Phys.org weblog