Personals - (Want Ad)

Message in a bottle

Personals - (Want Ad)

Looking for a mate with a personality or two

An anatomically correct individual with stamps

Food stamps will do.   Postage would be better

Someone who comes with complimentary parts

Their own tooth brush is a must to start

The perfect candidate should have a boat

I'm looking for someone from a far away place

Belonging to this planet or the reaches of space

Preferably from the human race

(I make it a rule not to mate outside my species)

Please respond before the next tide comes in

My desert island is about to sink

I'm running out of messages and bottles

I hope you get this one before Christmas

Love and kisses

Ask for Mr. Coconut Marooned

Respond by drums if you must

Hope to hear from you soon