Pet Rocks Fall

Love your rocks as you love yourself but never give them cell phones

 Pet rocks fall on hard times

They don't commit crimes or suicide

Stones never come back once thrown

Never talk again once insulted

(Rocks hate being called stones)

Never refer to them as ore or else 

They demand equality

To be viewed as gender neutral

To be treated like rocks not objects

Never as humans 

They want equal pay

To be made of granite 

Or something smooth like sand

Their silence is proof of that

Rocks are not persons or places

They are things not human beings

Don't discriminate 

Refrigerate pets to keep them fresh

Don't get them mad or arrested

Avoid broken glass and windows

Don't ask rocks questions

They are not great thinkers but listeners

The law requires rocks to be leashed

Walked twice a week on beaches

In parks, rocks don't bark

Carry extra plastic baggies 

Avoid accidents when you can 

Don't smoke or get stoned around rocks

Use sound judgment dealing with solids

Rocks fall from the sky all the time

Be kind to your comets and asteroids

Love them or face retribution 

Extraterrestrial objects are brutal

Some rocks are cruel.  Most are not

If you give them cell phones

They never call home

Pet rocks forget where they came from

Can you blame them

Just look at their owners