Criminals Drink Water

The crime of water consumption

All criminals drink water

Therefore they are guilty

The proof is in the wetness

In the weather, in the pleasure 

In the drinking, in the thinking

Which way the wind blows 

As long as it is in a westerly direction 

People who drink water are bad

Criminals drink water down 

To the last drop in the bucket

Let he or she without sin cast

The first glass at the victim

Let the guillotine begin again

As in the old days of pleasure

Let each head roll down the path

Less parched than thirsty for truth

More interested in blood than love

Let the party begin with water

To each his own when consumed 

Criminals drink without thinking

There are consequences for all actions

Reason not being among or one of them

Reviews

[Einstein Noodle]

sadly true Earl :( we are consumed in consuming eh!? well put ... love the metaphor .. criminals one and all
E.

[Earl Schumacker]

Hi E. And what about the fishies? They must be guilty as sin.....or is it fin? I can never remember. Have a fun day... or is it fin day? Earl

[Einstein Noodle]

ahahahaha do fishies drink?????? hmmmmmmmmmmmm going to me mountain to meditate on that now ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!