Chocolate Cake Clue

A chocolate cake encounter in Scotland.

Chocolate Cake Clue

All space aliens are Scarlett Johansson

With pitch black hair and consuming eyes

Looking pretty in their new found skin

The clue is they hate dark chocolate cake

Served at restaurants when dining out from outer space

Extraterrestrials leave home for Scotland

And only speak to strangers with accents

They keep men in storage in thick liquid

Aliens take long walks on isolated beaches

Along bogs, in fog and damp green forests

Where raindrops fall hard and wet and cold

There is nothing strange about that

The UK gets a lot of aliens this time of year

People who speak a language fluid in English

And end up in a mystery just as thick

Authors Note: This poem was inspired by the movie “Under The Skin”

starring Scarlett Johansson. Yum!