Prayer Of The Ant

Ants don't like Prada.

Thank you God for giving me 6 legs

That’s more than ample and plenty I guess

To get around and praise You for Your glory

Thank you for the 6 very sticky feet

I get to walk on walls and ceilings

But don’t really understand what for

(Most food is on the floor.)

And thank You for giving me a place to live

Even though it is only a small hole on Earth

And sometimes like my mind it gets a little dirty

Protect me from the giants with ugly feet

Who want to step on me because I’m tiny

And because they like high fashion shoes

I understand some styles are very expensive

And really hurt when they stomp on you

Squish you or is it squash?   I can’t remember

When the skinny heel comes down on my forever

Please lead me to the picnic promised land of plenty

Flowing with milk and honey without the milk 

Because we are not cows and are allergic to it

Keep my sensors clean and pure for Your greater good

For Thee and Thy and Thou and Thine

However you pronounce them, it all sounds fine

Protect me from Xfinity.com and evil signal senders  

Don’t allow me to become a TV antennae either

Because my feelers don't feel like it

That would be offensive and less divine

Protect me from my enemies one and all

Mostly tall

Don’t let the 2 footed giants step on me

Especially those in Prada

Amen