5 Frequently Asked Questions About The Universe

The mystery of God, universe, man and something to do about a lot and the #6.

5 Frequently Asked Questions About The Universe

Question 1.) Did God create the universe or is it here by chance?

Answer: God created the universe but He took a chance on people not being idiots or stupid, whichever is applicable.

Question 2.) Is the universe coming, going, shrinking or expanding?

Answer: Yes.

Question 3.) What gender is the universe?

Answer: The universe is gender neutral but you can call it Bob.

Question 4.) How many stars and planets are there in the universe?

Answer: A lot.

Question 5.) Should we question the nature of “a lot?”

Answer: No. (A lot is a place where you build your house according to your 5^th. Grade teacher and in accordance with the nature of the universe at large in the lot of things. (Refer to Question and answer #4 for clarity.)

*Extra question or inquiry: Why is there no question #6 in regards to the universe?

Answer: The Creator of the universe is not the same creator of these questions. That individual is limited in their depth, pay scale, scope of knowledge and skill sets required to continue. (Confidentially, I think he is afraid of the number 6 so lets just leave it at that.)

Reviews

[Einstein Noodle]

:) ....... long sleepless night, Earl? :))) its a fine thing to be able to chuckle at our human capacity for foibles ... struggling over questions far beyond our capabilities ... without Divine Intervention .. math and science must leave off ... allowing Faith to leap off ... and catch us at the same time ... says i! :))))))))))
E.

[Earl Schumacker]

Hi E. Glad you enjoyed it. Thank you for your keen observations on the matter. I wanted to avoid the too cerebral and to make something silly. I think I succeeded. Have an enjoyably enjoyable day. Earl