What You Get Free From Wal-Mart

What You Get Free From Wal-Mart

A Poem by Elton Camp

Go and take in the show


What You Get Free From Wal-Mart


By Elton Camp


Once you had to pay to see the freak show

Now enjoy it free when to Wal-Mart you go


The fat lady is longer found only at a fair

Go to Wal-Mart and she will be there


Likewise for the Wild Man from Borneo

At Wal-Mart he is anytime that you go


To the cooch show you once paid admission

In Wal-Mart, the s***s are on free exhibition


A man covered head to toe with a tatto

You will often see evidence of that too


Customer ratings will range from X to PG

Shop at Wal-Mart and see it all for free


© 2013 Elton Camp

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"To the cooch show you once paid admission"
*snort* "cooch". Hadn't heard that one in some time and it caught me by surprise. Seems I found my "nonsense" to offset the two sad poems I started my day with. Thanks.

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Added on September 17, 2013
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Elton Camp
Elton Camp

Russellville, AL

I am retired from college teaching/administration and writing as a hobby. My only "publications" are a weekly column in our local newspaper. Most of my writing is prose, but I do produce some "poetr.. more..