What's up, Doc?

elderly couple at the doctor's

WHAT’S UP DOC?
The sun is up and it’s riding so high
Fluffy clouds are adorning the sky

But for Jim and his wife, there’s no joy
As they fearfully look at Doctor Malloy

Dreading what he was about to reveal
Their foreboding hard to conceal

But now the examination’s over and done
Gone’s the prodding and the probing, gone’s the fun

Doc Malloy haws and hums and fidgets some more
Then finally says: “I cannot say for sure

Bring some sperm and some stool for my test
And some urine then you can go have a rest”

Jim, being deaf through and through,
Says: “What was that, I pray you?”

And before Doc Malloy makes himself clear,
His wife shouts: “DOC NEEDS YOUR UNDERWEAR, DEAR!”

Reviews

[Stephen]

Lol ~~ You such a son of a fun ~~ It makes me laugh indeed. Don`t ya think, you should have to give a shot to your such kinda poetry`s too?? Umm, I think, it`s good. if suppose someday, your such kinda poems get published in some sexy magazines ~~ all horny ladies`d be striding towards you to have your underwear ... lol Ha! *Smiling* .. Well penned! it makes me laugh!

[Woody]

you're succh a funny guy. ok I'll think about it.
thank you very much for the review. glad you like it.

[Stephen]

Oh you`ll think about it? Sounds Intoxicating!! Now don`t ya think, your so FURIOUS to put off your underwear in front of those horny ladies??Voo.. Sounds good.. Hey, all the best for your night.. don`t make those sexy ladies more wild or else, they`d be leaving some marks of their RED LIPSTICK on you ~~ on an every portion of your Hot body ...Oh No ~~ Freaking Hell ... Lol *Just kidding* Don`t take it personal .. Anyway, my pleasure, reading your beautiful stuffs means watching the real beauty in a hilarious way ~~ in your words. Keep moving on, pal.

[forgotten_ghosts]

Laying in bed and reading your funny stuff after a long day of school is probably the best thing to do to relax. Great one!
Best regards

[Woody]

haha thanks a million F.G. for going all the way back to dig this old one up.
so glad it helped relax after a long day at school :)

[Valentine]

Oops, didn't make it to the loo in time did he. A very funny and witty write. Valentine

[Woody]

aah but that's the downside to old age, Valentine. I should know *sigh*
always such a pleasure to make you smile.

[ANTO]

Take the boxers outside and beat them with a hammer - just like in CSI. This was a real rib-tickler Woody - I never saw that coming at all. lol :)

[Woody]

haha thanks ANTO. glad you liked. I'm not sure I understand what they do in CSI! I don't watch it that much to tell the truth. beat the boxers with a hammer?

[ANTO]

Yer welcome Woody. An old put down between teen lads in Belfast (to imply that you ...how shall I put it...entertained yourself a lot in bed) was that your bed sheets had to be beaten with hammers before they could go into the washing machine. I borrowed it. lol. Hey if CSI is watching they might use this technique in future programs to extract DNA and 'stuff' lol.

[Woody]

lol I see. never heard this one before :)))))

[Beccy]

All I can say is that I wouldn't wash his smalls.

As usual you cheered the day.

Beccy.

[Woody]

haha who would? his wife wears rubber gloves to do that, no doubt :)
ta, luv.

[Matching Socks]

Lol! I knew it was going to be a great punch line!

[Woody]

tsk tsk!! laughing at the misfortune of the elderly!
thank you Dearie :)

[Ranger Kessel]

very funny i love it. made me laugh

[Woody]

thanks loads Ranger. glad I made you laugh. now I'm sure I wasn't wasting my time :)

[Adam, the Grub Street L..]

The muses in their temple sat
Clad in gold and silk and vine
Growing happy growing fat
On a most delicious wine.

"Oh my dears, do read Engulva
Thalia was once heard to say
"Some may say it's kinda vulga
But such silliness makes my day."

[Woody]

hahaha.. you ARE something, Adam!! that's very funny! and thank you very much.
my, my! the true poet. commenting in verse :))

[Matilda]

Hahaha this is actually very funny, loved it!

[Woody]

thank you so much Matilda. so glad I made you laugh :)