Underdog

Musicians need writers and writers need musicians.

Bought a plant

Just to watch it die

Could have watered it

But my eyes were dry..

I’ve got all my battle scars

From a cracker jack jar

By the end of the day

I will have nine more.

(Chorus)

And if I could choose what to forget

It wouldn't be the colour green

Time gets to choose

What gets unseen

I want control of what fades away

Addicted to more

I miss t.he days of

Pauly Shore

Chasing tail and baking pies

Days are planned

Living automatic lives

Who the hell am I

When I’m all alone.

It’s getting chilly

How do you catch the the frost on cold

Without touching the north pole

Like a child I'm still amazed

And David Spade

Keeps getting laid.

(Chorus)

And if I could choose what to forget

It wouldn't be the colour green

Time gets to choose

What gets unseen

I want control of what fades away

Addicted to more

I miss t.he days of

Pauly Shore

A fun house 

Once scared me for days

So I bought some

Gasoline and set a blaze

Turned on the stereo

And started a rave

Trebek's grave

Was his final Jeopardy

A wiser man

Never beat him

Double up in a league of his own.

(Chorus)

And if I could choose what to forget

It wouldn't be the colour green

Time gets to choose

What gets unseen

I want control of what fades away

Addicted to more

I miss t.he days of

Pauly Shore

(Bridge)

A banquet burger

Is just

bacon and cheese

Nothing is ever perfect

Except for the moment of a laugh

Loosing the point worshiping idols

But there is nothing we know

So why not follow

A bird on a beach named

Pauly Shore

(Chorus)

And if I could choose what to forget

It wouldn't be the colour green

Time gets to choose

What gets unseen

I want control of what fades away

Addicted to more

I miss t.he days of

Pauly Shore

Sundays taste better on Mondays

And f**k you

If you don’t like 

Pauly Shore.

March 28th 2021

By: Adam John Hopkins