The Beast Thinks

Boys are f*****g stupid. Girls know everything so boys should just listen, but they’re incapable of listening! It’s annoying. My hormones are showing. I want to kill everything.

He’s so cute. I want to give things to him. I’ll give him a flower. How else do I get his attention?! I want him to look at me. He’s so stupid!

“You’re gross,” he told me at the end of the day.

What kind of f*****g idiot tells a girl she’s gross?! I hate him! Idiot! Then my body started feeling gross too. It’s like he cursed me. I know I’m a cute girl but he just plagued me with grossness! I hate him. F*****g boy! 

“Actually, you’re kinda cute,” he said.

WHAT THE F**K?! Is he f*****g with me now?! I hate him so much!

“You’re like the cute type of girl that boys want to date. But you’re too close, like a sister.”

WHAT THE F**K?! 

“I don’t like you,” he said.

I want to f**k his brains. His face. My hips. Together forever ever and ever in marriage.

“You’re like a boy,” he said.

I’ve never hated someone so much.

“Will you go on a date with me?” he asked.

ARE YOU F*****G KIDDING ME?

“Yes, I guess. You’re okay,” I said.

Holy s**t, he thought, the hottest girl on the planet just said yes.

Did he just think I was the hottest girl on the planet?