Incest Dream-Team

“Dad, can I have sex with other girls?”

“Sounds like you’d need supervision. I’ll have to watch.”

“That’s finally the grossest thing you ever said.”

“Let’s have tag-team matches with your friends.”

“So gross! Dad, you make me cringe.”

“Why do you want to f**k girls?”

“I dunno. Just to see. Maybe I’ll like it.”

“You can do whatever you want. I will always love and support you.”

“Thank you. You’re not like other dads.”

“Probably the truest thing you could say.”

“You don’t really want to f**k me, right? I’m your daughter.”

“You look like your mom.”

“You are so gross!”

“But I will kill anyone you tell me to.”

“Will you kill you if I asked?”

“Yes. Anyone. If anyone ever harms you, I will kill them.”

“I don’t want you to go back to prison.”

“Then stay away from boys.”

“So you want me to have sex with girls?”

“I didn’t say that!”

“You implied it.”

“Yes.”

“I want to f**k a million girls!”

“I do too.”

“Dad, you’re so gross.”

“You are too, honeybutt.”

“I love you.”

“I love you more.”

“Thank you. Even if you're so weird.”