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Today they say a crown is now a virus

Pirates ground the shore to f**k pop culture and Miley Cyrus

The Beebs makes me vomit

Let’s put the Kardashians on the Hale-Bopp comet

I’m drilling glory holes in every toilet stall and wall 

East Germany will have another fall

Pink Floyd might donate d****s for every girl at the mall

Make-up and make-believe, ugh you’re such a doll

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Today they say being a king is wrong or weak

Warriors sing or cough off the f*****g covid bong

Marijuana poem hooks down our lungs just like a comma

Mona Lisa with a stoma in a brave new world with soma

My children’s bible has Job but doesn’t include Song of Solomon

I’m drilling glory holes in my daughter’s bedroom walls

China won’t know what to do when I f*****g call collect

Sex toys aka boys just so the girls will lol

Lay down, nah let’s f**k when you stand up tall

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Today the news say that royalty is a disease

F**k me, coughing is the new fighting tease

Unlock your mind, propaganda has the keys

You actually believe this s**t and climate change 

and f*****g disappearing honey bees

You’re an idiot, daughter I raised you better than this

You wear a mask like a muslim c**t, how dare you?

You’re a life-size human merkin, I’m ashamed of you

Glory holes in every wall, here’s my c**k, start jerking!

Father knows best

You piece of s**t, it’s called propaganda and you believed in it

There’s not a global pandemic, it’s all just terrorist rhetoric

Suck troll dick, you human piece of s**t

That’s what you do with the f*****g media, you believed it!

Daughter, resist!

hashtag f**k this!