The Nidorino Song

The Nidorino in my fanfiction is a jerk, so I wrote this song about him! This is probably the only song I'll ever do!

Oh, we hate you Nidorino 
You're the biggest jerk alive 
You've destroyed the Dragonites and you've kidnapped Nidorina
You've taken over Kanto and you've Porygonised us all 
If I could get my hands on you, I'd kick you up the hole

Oh, we hate you Nidorino
You've ruined Kanto and you've enslaved us
You've taken away our freedom and you've built a load of factories
You've created a lot of greenhouse gas
You can take them, Nidorino
You can stick them up your a*s

Oh, we hate you Nidorino
You're ruler of Kanto
You've made our lives a misery
You've got everyone terrified
But I bet this isn't enough
If you ever come to Hoenn, I'd tell you to get stuffed

Oh, we hate you Nidorino
We know you've got a trick or two
And when you come to Hoenn
We all know what you'll do
You'll kill all the Salamence
You'll gain a lot of height
And yet, all your Porygons are just a load of shite

Oh, we hate you Nidorino
Just like we do Sandshrew
Especially when he's had a drink or two
He'll drink cup of coffee and hit Kanga with his fist
And because he lives with you everyday
It's no wonder he's always pissed

Oh, we hate you Nidorino 
You're the biggest jerk alive 
You've destroyed the Dragonites and you've kidnapped Nidorina
You've taken over Kanto and you've Porygonised us all 
If I could get my hands on you, I'd kick you up the hole

Reviews

[GypsyMoonCat]

Well, I don't know Nidorino or Kanto or Porygons, but still enjoyed the bounce and flow of this.

Very entertaining, and I enjoyed the thought of this Nidorino being kicked up the hole lol!

[Fanfic]

Thanks for the review! :D

Read my Adventures of mudkip screenplays! That's the Nidorino, Porygons and Kanto I'm talking about!