0% Strawberries

Goodra loves strawberries, but she soon runs out of them and she must get more!

Dragonite is sitting outside. She hears Goodra screaming. Dragonite runs towards her.

Dragonite: I'm coming, Goodra!

Goodra is lying on the floor.

Dragonite: What is it?

Goodra: We.... We.... We....

Dragonite: Hurry! Tell me! Like, actually hurry! My burritos are getting cold!

Goodra: We... We have no more strawberries!

Dragonite does not look impressed by this. She punches Goodra across the room. Dragonite is searching on YouTube.

Dragonite: Where is Louie Clarke's channel?

Goodra: Dragonite! You've got to get more strawberries!

Dragonite: Buy some with your own money!

Goodra: I can't! I wasted it all on strawberries!

Dragonite: Then eat something else!

Goodra: NO!!! I love strawberries!

Goodra begins to cry like a baby.

Dragonite: OK! I'll go get more!

Goodra stops crying instantly

Goodra: Really?

Dragonite: Nah, not really!

Goodra leaps on Dragonite and beats her up.

Dragonite runs with Goodra following close behind.

Dragonite: OK! I'm going!

They stop.

Dragonite: This is the new shop they built!

The shop is a neglected looking building. Dragonite and Goodra walk in.

Dragonite: I'll look around and you look for strawberries!

Dragonite walks down an aisle full of fuel. She touches one can and all the fuel ignites.

Dragonite: I didn't do that!

Dragonite walks away. Goodra wakes up to the guy behind the counter, Zangoose, who is asleep.

Goodra: Hey, dude! Wake up!

Zangoose: It wasn't me! Oh! Welcome to the Inconvience Store! How may I relucantly help you?

Goodra: I want all your strawberries!

Zangoose: Sorry! We don't sell that crap here!

Dragonite is talking to a Ditto.

Dragonite: So... You can breed with anything?

Goodra continues talking to Zangoose while Dragonite is being chased by the Ditto in the background.

Zangoose: This is my final offer! I shove the spaghetti up your a*s and kick you out for free!

Goodra: It's a deal if you shove strawberries up my a*s!

The Ditto is humping Dragonite in the background.

Zangoose: For the last time, we don't sell strawberries!!!

Dragonite and Goodra leave.

Goodra: I can't believe they didn't have strawberries! Now I'm gonna starve!

Dragonite: There's more to life than strawberries! I don't like Dittos!

They arrive home.

Dragonite: Finally! We're home! Wait! We're Goodra?

Goodra is alone in a room.

Goodra: Strawberries... I can see strawberries... gonna have lots of strawberries....

Dragonite: Goodra! Come here!

Goodra runs through a wall next to a door.

Dragonite: Are you OK?

Goodra: No! I can't find any strawberries!

Dragonite: Well, look harder!

Goodra looks under the sofa, in the cupboards, under Dragonite and on the ceiling. She passes the TV. It was turned on. Zangoose is sitting behind a desk.

Zangoose: Call now to enter our quiz!

Goodra: I hate this channel!

Goodra walks away.

Zangoose: The prize is a lifetime supply of strawberries!

Goodra runs back in front of the TV and picks up the phone. Her mouth was drooling.

Goodra: I want to enter your quiz for the strawberries!

Zangoose: OK! Question one! Where do strawberries come from?

Goodra doesn't say anything.

Zangoose: Quick! Where do strawberries come from?

Goodra: 21!

Zangoose: Why are strawberries good for you?

Goodra: Blue!

Zangoose: Are you stupid?!

Outside, Goodra is punching a wall.

Goodra: Stupid quiz! Now I'll never get strawberries!

Something appears behind Goodra.

Strawberry Fairy: Goodra! I am the Strawberry Fairy! I have come to help!

Goodra screams and kills the fairy.

Goodra: Oh shi....

The scene cuts to Goodra putting the dead body in a bin. She walks past a tree, where someone is standing.

Kanga: You want strawberries?

Goodra: Hell yeah!

Kanga: I know where to get some!

Kanga steps out of the shadows, revealing himself.

Goodra: Kanga! I'm so happy to see you! In a totally not-romantic way!

Kanga: Sandslash has a shop under his control! He goes there regualarly! They have everything! Including strawberries!

Goodra: I'm going there now!

Kanga: But! Sandslash will capture you if he sees you!

Goodra: Fine! So I'll sneak in when it's closed! It'll be dark, and Sandslash won't be able to get in when it's closed!

That night, Goodra and Dragonite are driving in a car.

Dragonite: I can't believe you talked me into this!

The shop is outside.

Dragonite: Let's park without attracting any attention!

Goodra crashes into the building.

Goodra: Oops!

Dragonite enters the building from the roof by sliding down a rope. Goodra falls through the roof and lands on her. There is a member of staff sleeping behind the till.

Goodra: If he wakes up, we're screwed!

Goodra looks round. Dragonite is in an aisle full of electronics.

Dragonite: Look at all this! It wouldn't hurt just to take one computer!

Dragonite touches one and it blows up.

Dragonite: Damn it!

The guy doesn't wake up. The front door opens. Sandslash is coming in.

Goodra: Crap! What's Sandslash doing here?! The place is supposed to be closed!

Dragonite: This place is basically run by him! There is no closing time for him!

Goodra: Stay low!

Goodra stays out of Sandslash's sight. She finds a box of strawberries. It's the only one. She's about to grab it when Sandslash comes round the corner. She hides round the corner as Sandslash came down the aisle.

Sandslash: I want some fruit! I need so healthy food! I know! I'll have these strawberries! Everyone loves strawberries!

Goodra: No, no, no!

Sandslash pays for the strawberries.

Dragonite: What are you going to do?

Goodra: Only one thing to do! Go to Sandslash's lair and get the strawberries!

Goodra and Dragonite follow Sandslash. Goodra looks around, holding a gun.

Goodra: All clear!

Dragonite: You don't need to be that careful!

Goodra and Dragonite enter by smashing through a wall.

Goodra: Let's find those strawberries!

Goodra looks and finds them in the kitchen. She goes to get them, but stops and hides as Sandslash enters.

Sandslash: Mmmm..... I'm getting hungry! I think I'll eat these strawberries now!

Goodra: No!

Goodra picks up a battery on a table and throws it. It hits Sandslash's head.

Sandslash: Ow! What was that?

Sandslash walks round the table. Goodra does the same and gets out of the room. She hides in the shower, turning into a towel.

Sandslash: Now I have battery fluid on my head! I'm going to have it wash that off!

Sandslash walks into the bathroom.

Sandslash: Hmmm..... Am I going to have a bath or a shower?

Goodra: Please have a bath.... Please have a bath.....

Sandslash: Ooh! The shower's talking and it sounds a lot like Goodra! I'll have a shower!

Sandslash gets in the shower. Dragonite walks up to a TV.

Dragonite: Ooh! A TV! Let's see what's on!

Dragonite touches the TV and it blows up.

Dragonite: Not again!

Goodra: Dragonite! Help me!

Dragonite: Having fun in there?

Goodra: Just shut up and help!

Dragonite: OK. I'll take him out with Dragon Pulse!

Dragonite uses Dragon Pulse, but hits Goodra.

Dragonite: Damn it! I missed! I'll try again!

Goodra: Wait, Dragonite, no!

Dragonite tries again and hits Goodra. Sandslash drops the bar of soap he's holding.

Sandslash: Oh great! I dropped the soap! Now it's dirty! I'm going to have to finish early!

Sandslash gets out of the shower. He reaches for a towel, which is Goodra. She grabs his arm.

Goodra: Don't even think about it!

Sandslash screams and leaps away. Goodra runs. Sandslash runs into another room and finds Goodra holding a gun.

Goodra: Ha! Ha! I have a weapon and you don't!

Sandslash picks up a rocket launcher and fires at Goodra, but misses.

Dragonite: Hey! Pick on someone you're own size!

Sandslash fires at Dragonite, but misses. Goodra hides under a table in Sandslash's bedroom with Dragonite.

Goodra: I don't want to die!

Dragonite: Well, shut up, then!

Sandslash comes in a looks around.

Goodra: Ooh, he has nice feet!

Sandslash looks under the table. They're not there.

Sandslash: Weird! I swear they were in here!

A fart can be heard. Sandslash turns around to see Goodra and Dragonite walking away. They stop as Dragonite turns to Goodra.

Dragonite: Goodra! Why did you fart?!

Goodra: All I had to eat today was Chilli!

Sandslash chases Dragonite and Goodra everywhere in every possible direction. Goodra grabs the strawberries. Sandslash grabs the other end.

Goodra: These are mine!

Sandslash: They're mine!

Goodra: No! They're mine!

Goodra punches Sandslash, knocking him out. Goodra and Dragonite jump out the window.

Goodra: Yes! They're mine!

Dragonite: You know I found some strawberries, right?

Some policemen appear.

Police: You're under arrest for breaking and entering!

Goodra and Dragonite are in a prison cell.

Goodra: At least it can't get any worse!

A Ditto is in the same cell. Goodra and Dragonite both scream.