The Date

Mudkip takes Nidorina out for dinner.

Mudkip: Hey, Nidorina! I got some money, so I'm taking you out! For dinner!

Nidorina: Really? Like a date?

Mudkip: Yeah! I guess so!

Nidorina: Where are we going? McDonalds?

Mudkip: No!

Nidorina: Burger King?

Mudkip: Try again!

Nidorina: Oh, I know! KFC!

Mudkip: Even better!

Inside a restaurant.

Nidorina: In which universe is Poshy Restaurant better than McDonald's, Burger King and KFC?

Mudkip: Could've been worse! We could be at Latias's cafe!

Nidorina: I take it back! Poshy Restaurant is fine!

Mudkip: But as long as it's just you and me and nobody....

Skarmory appears behind Mudkip.

Skarmory: Hey, Mudkip! Mind if we sit here?

Mudkip: Yes! There's an empty table over there! And what do you mean "we?"

Latias appears.

Nidorina: No! That's it! I'm leaving! It's all over!

Mudkip: Sit down!

Skarmory: I'm taking Latias for dinner!

Mudkip: I would personally prefer beef!

Skarmory: Me too!

Latias: You know I'm floating right here and I can hear you!

Mudkip: Where's Skarias?

Skarias is inside Kangaskhan's pouch with Kanga.

Skarmory: If you ever want to swap girlfriends for a little while, just ask! I'm sure Nidorina is better than Latias in some, or even in a lot of ways!

Latias: I can still hear you!

Latias grabs Skarmory and drags him their table.

Mudkip: So anyway.....

Skarmory comes back.

Skarmory: Do you think I should have the spaghetti or the pasta?

Mudkip: Why don't you ask Latias?

Skarmory: Great Idea!

Skarmory goes away.

Mudkip: Where were we?

Skarmory comes back.

Skarmory: She said have the spaghetti!

Mudkip: Yeah, great!

Skarmory goes away.

Mudkip: Now....

Skarmory: Do you have a spare knife?

Mudkip: You don't need a knife to cut spaghetti!!!

Skarmory: Oh yeah!

He goes away. Both couple eat. Skarmory comes over.

Skarmory: What do you think I should have for desert?

Mudkip appears extremely annoyed and is hardly able to contain his anger.

Nidorina: Have the apple pie!

Mudkip stops being angry.

Mudkip: Just wait there for a minute!

He gets up. He goes to the person serving Skarmory's apple pie.

Mudkip: Here! Let me help you with that!

Guy: But it's not your....

Mudkip gives him a £5 note. He takes the pie.

Mudkip: Buy yourself something nice!

He walks over to Skarmory and pretends to trip over.

Mudkip: Oops!

He smashes the pie in Skarmory's face.

Skarmory: My eyes! I can't see! Ironic because Keen Eye is my ability! Where's the bathroom?

Mudkip: I'll take you!

Mudkip guides Skarmory. He sees the girl's toilets. He guides Skarmory to it instead. Some girls scream. Skarmory is chased out.

Guy: Are you responsible for him?

Latias: Yes!

The guy grabs Latias and drags her out.

Guy: Then your going with him too! You're both banned from this place forever!

Nidorina: We are definatly going to Burger King next time!