Pokemon Go

Dragonite plays Pokemon Go. What could possibly go wrong?

Dragonite walks towards the door with her phone. 

Marina: And where do you think you're going? 

Dragonite: Playing Pokemon Go. 

Marina: Oh, that! Does anyone even play that anymore?

Dragonite goes out. Staring at the screen, she's walking through a bush.  

Dragonite: Yay! That's my tenth Clefairy! 

 Dragonite walks onto a road. 

 Dragonite: Ooh, a Tauros! 

Dragonite stops in the middle of the road. A car drives towards her and turns, crashing into a building. Several cars crash in the same place. 

Dragonite: Yes! I caught it! 

 Dragonite moves on. 

 Dragonite: A Vulpix! Dragonite stops again. 

 Dragonite: Aw! GPS not found! 

One car swerves around Dragonite and crashes into another car.  

Dragonite: Oh, no, it's back! But the Vulpix got away! 

 Dragonite continues. 

 Dragonite: Yay! An Kabuto!  

Dragonite stops. A car driving towards her and U-turns, narrowly missing a double decker bus, making it skid and fall over. An Electrode falls out and rolls towards Dragonite.

Dragonite: Yes! An Electrode!

Dragonite stops.  

Dragonite: All I have to do is throw this at... GET IN THE DAMN BALL!!!  

Dragonite moves on and the Electrode continues rolling. On the other side of the road.

Dragonite: That went well! 

The road is full of crashed cars and a tipped over bus.