Photocopier

Dragonite plays with a photocopier that can clone things.

Dragonite is walking with a box of doughnuts. There only one left. She sees a photocopier.

Dragonite: Hmmm.... Why not? When am I ever going to see one of these again?

Dragonite puts the doughnut on the photocopier and turns it on. Another doughnut comes out.

Dragonite: It worked! I thought it was just going to copy it on a piece of paper!

Dragonite eats both doughnuts.

Dragonite: If Porygon is copy protected, I wonder what would happen if I....

Dragonite picks up Poly and puts her on the photocopier. 

Dragonite: Screw you, Pokedex!

Another Porygon comes out. Dragonite picks it up. The Porygon has "ILLEGAL COPY. WILL NOT WORK." on it's back. Dragonite throws it behind her into a bin labelled "trash" full of pokemon nobody like.

Dragonite: Go in the trash where you belong.

Dragonite gets out a £5 note and puts it on the photocopier. And rapidly taps the button over and over. At a shop, Dragonite tries to buy Pokemon Let's Go Eevee.

Zangoose: I've already told you, your money is no good.

Dragonite: And what makes you so damn sure?

Zangoose: See where it says "Void" and "Value equals Type: Null" and "Photocopied money"?

Dragonite: Shut up.

Back at the photocopier.

Dragonite: A cloning machine and it can't even handle a simple task. Eat lead photocopier!

Dragonite tries to pull out a gun, but has a burrito instead.

Dragonite: This isn't my gun! This is a burrito! Mmmm.... Burrito....

Dragonite puts the burrito on the photocopier. 2 minutes later. Marina walks in and sees Dragonite cloning the burrito over and over and stuffing them into a bag.

Dragonite: OK, let's be honest. This isn't the weirdest thing you've caught me doing.