awesome new day

awesome new day
wed. august 27, 2014 AD
greenup county, kentucky
by yonv ale' oganv

==allegro, key of E, 3/4 measure, 12 bar==

Verse one:
Have you identified another unacceptable form of life
cohabitating on this very planet?

Is something bugging you?

Need a can of RAID, the Orkin Army, or a flyin' drone?

All lines are busy,
please try your call again later,
or you may leave a message at the tone.

CHORUS:
Sun above, clouds surround.
Birdsong, the only sound...

We're just animals on two legs, we eat and then we're through.
It's called Life, so just live it, what're ya gonna do?
When your time is thro--u--gh!

Verse two:
Just too much stress to even try to confess.
For only fear of, or worship of God, solely, I profess!

Pestered and preturbed,

Where's that damn can of RAID, or my Orkin Army, or my flyin' drone?!

Awesome new day, what more can I say?
Take a deep breath in and let the poison spray!

Glisten on my walls as you flutter and die!

Swat and smack the blood out of you: Swing and....Bullseye!
Peaceful ecosystem once again in my happy aerosol home.

Verse three:
Speak soft and low
Keep a smile upon my face
So no one will know
how miserable I am in this place.

...and Laugh on cue and look into their eyes.
Every time I do, my sanity dies.

Happiness is no more and misery has set in.
Since they came through that door,
my home this has not been!

CODA:
Awesome new day, what more can I say?
Take a deep breath in and let the poison spray!
Peaceful ecosystem once again in my happy aerosol home.