What Would you do if a Panda Sat on you

i was bored and i was poking fun at someone for something maybe.... i forget

Would you feed it young bamboo
or maybe sell it to a zoo
tell me what would you do
if a panda sat on you

if there were a cat
would you show it the mat
would you beat it with a bat
anger PETA over that

or if there were a yeti
would you tour the serengeti
oh tell me what youd do
if a panda sat on you