The Umpteenth Bride

For Brie's Contest

Don't! don't touch me Frank, I thought things through
What was I thinking when I married you
I must have been out of my freaking mind
yeah, a screw got loose somewhere
Me?  The bride of Frankenstein?
 
Ha! you know you are quite insane!
why didn't you tell me about your little game
Stashin' a harem of brides in your den of iniquity
of tramps, vamps and werewolf wives
that's way too many before precious me
 
You're like a cat with nine lives stackin' the deck
then throwing away the coveted key
and here I thought pray tell ,'twas only me
who had your heart not just your screwed on neck
among other parts that wrongfully connect
 
Oh silly me~thinking you were for real
with a love so true and divine
yes, oh yes, now I see how you are.
wanting a another trophy wife, seeking a new thrill
you're a dirty old man, Mr. Frankenstein!
 
Well Frankly, I don't give a dead rat's damn
this time you went over the line
now you see how I am, evil myself to the bone
I will not be the umpteenth bride of Frankenstein
 just go away, I vant to be alone
 
So bye, bye Franky, get lost!
and don't be chasing me around
I'll be leaving quite soon enough
If I stayed, I'd make you pay the cost
for my indignity by wearing an original wedding gown.
 

Author's Note

A lil' wholaween, Frankie has beeN a bad busy boy,hey, I just write 'em I don't explain 'em; lol

Reviews

[Sheila Kline]

OMG...this is just awesome and so dang funny I am almost rolling in the floor...seriously!
Your descriptions are so right on as you describe old Franky and his brides, and her attitude...well, it is just too much for words....smiles
I love it...am marking it as a favorite!.....sure hope you WIN THE CONTEST.....HOW COULD YOU NOT????
I put a vote in even before the end of the contest!!

Oh, I love the line....
You're a dirty old man, Mr. Frankenstein! Now's that's telling him!

[Coyote Poetry]

Well the poem was good. I like the story and the ending. What happen to poor old Frank?
Coyote

[Salvatore Buttaci]

Congratulations for winning the Halloween Contest!

[Brianna Brie]

Ha! you know you are quite insane!
why didn't you tell me about your little game
Stashin' a harem of brides in your den of iniquity
of tramps, vamps and werewolf wives
that's way too many before precious me

Love the biting humor! Very creative to think of them as a real couple with real couple problems. Franky sounds like a run around. Awesome job!

[Sean M. Addams]

this was awesome loved the humor in this alot ... the detail was great... overall a very fun and creative piece... good luck in the contest...

[*** Hey Jude***]

Love this seasonally fitting tale of "Franky". It immediately brought a smile to my face. I adore the descriptions you give to this write as it flows bringing laughter, as well as leaving a message. Be careful who you "screw" with. Thank you for starting my day with a big :-). With out a doubt this is a winner, please send vote link. ~ Jude xo

[Jamie S.]

I announced that I was looking for something funny to read and the Cowboy sent me this. Im so glad I did, I was laughing out loud! Bravo on the creativity and humor, a good laugh sooths the soul.

-Jamie

[Georgia Gypsy]

Very fun and whimsical!...i love the imagry of all the wives, and finding he's like most men and just a cad...!...
she is a very fiesty bride, surely she will take care of old frankie there!!..
made me laugh!...
i needed that!

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

OMG that was freaking hilarious... what a fun and witty little poem full of spunk and attitude... poor Frany just wants to be loved, LOL... I enjoyed that very much.